Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.
gracehi 31
Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?
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Comments (134)
usernamelost 13
I'd go tell mom and dad! Lol seriously tho, that's a crappy sister and boyfriend. I would have thrown both of them out of a window....
tomorrow89 13
Who just gives away handjobs? That's weird.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
the poor guy is just human, what if the sister wore yoga pants, that's all it takes to get aroused now days
Nina825 21
Sisters off limits .... U seriously suggesting it's her sister fault?wth
badgercheese94 16
#69 its BOTH their fault. Actually it's even worse on the sister's part, because boyfriends may come and go, but family is forever, and to do that as a sister, is beyond low, and #50, yer an idiot.
Mightytall 35
@#69 it is obviously 100% her sisters fault, as well as 100% her boyfriends fault. It takes two to get into that kind of situation. It would be interesting to find out who initiated it though ... or maybe op and her sister are twins ... Then it could be the bf is just super clueless.
BrotherPhil 35
"God help the Mister who gets between me and my sister; and God help the sister who gives a hand job to my man".
Phylo_fml 17
Threesome perhaps?
ShadowGenius 12
At least he kept it in the family.
rldostie 19
Your sister sounds very young. Tell your parents. Hopefully they can try to talk the ***** out of her. Plus you get to embarrass her as a little bit of revenge.
teapotrevolt 27
This is a disturbing comment... ^ ....
PotatoeNumberOne 8
it must have been a darn good hand job for it to be worth cheating over!
cappellaaa 23
First of all, I hope you dumped him. Secondly, I hope you punched your sister in the face because that's ****** up.
mistifed 6
What's a handjob?
pjsr 32
Masturbating him
megan_login 6
what's masturbation?
False_Stupidity 41
Google it!
Dub_Luv 8
that's crazy such a bad day it's insane that it was with your sister after a family dinner