Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.
gracehi 31
Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?
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Comments (134)
Tripitaka 21
Good thing you don't have a dog
cmonger 27
Maybe I'm missing something, but what difference would having a dog make?
swanheart 35
Because if she had a dog then the dog would have given her boyfriend a handjob, obviously! :)
tdawg91 17
He would have but unfortunately, she forgot to send fido to the groomers for a nail trim that month
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
Sorry OP. You're better off without him.. And maybe your sister, too.
nix1993 41
Your boyfriend's an ass, but your sister is a backstabbing bitch... They sound like they deserve each other.
pjsr 32
I've got to hand it to you, OP, you didn't let that jerk get the best of you!
8Dirty1 24
sounds like you don't love him if you didn't care what you witnessed just let him go
RainEliseWolf 16
OP never stated she didn't care. Your point is invalid.
ItsDutch 16
Why on Earth would you cheat on someone for a handjob..
PSYqualiac 17
Because he couldn't get more from OP?
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I hope you took your hand and shoved it up his ass.
VeganDarkLight 31
But what if he's into that?
annarcheer 19
The sister might have already taken care of that.
Mossygirl357 12
I would dump him and then beat my sister's ass.
150493x 29
Clearly they're made for each other. I'm just sorry that because it's your sister you'll always have that reminder of what they did.
RBW_Slave 9
For the sweetest revenge, you should have taken a pic and shown it to your parents. Ex-bf shown out by your dad, and sister shamed.
karma_kicks_back 16
I probably would have done that actually. Let it be known what they are both like. Maybe I'm a little spiteful though!
Khaleesi_26 30
Even cheaters don't deserve to be cheated on. It is wrong. ummm this was not the comment I clicked on. That reply was for @slackerjoe