Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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Top comments
_kyleG_ 34
Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.
gracehi 31
Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?
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Comments (134)
Gauzy21 12
Well he's definitely not a keeper!
KittyKayleen 11
Did you break up with him and yell at your sister for trying to get with your ******* boyfriend?
hacksaw246 24
I'm pretty sure she did get with OPs boyfriend..
annarcheer 19
What a sister.
LyricaSilvan 29
Oh, I'm sure it was intended to become more than a handjob. You just happened to walk in before it got that far. In any case, I'm sorry to hear that your (hopefully now ex) boyfriend and your sister are such bastards.
Desticles69 13
just a handjob? haha oh well atleast you can find someone better now
ndnpride88 25
Wow that's going to be an awkward conversation at the table
LilyTdawg 7
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
4WheelBurnout 14
Your sister sounds like a real jerkoff
Ray_of_midnight 22
"I suppose a threesome is out of the question?"
johnnynumnuts 17
That sucks op, shows you can't even trust family!
Goblin182 26
No, it doesn't suck. It was a hand job. Blow jobs suck.