Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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_kyleG_ 34
Who the hell just gives a handjob anyway? That's about as exciting as cheating on your diet with broccoli soda.
gracehi 31
Hey, you can't expect your sister to go all the way on a first date. What kind of a girl do you think she is?
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Comments (134)
Singer_girl 7
God only knows how long that's been happening...
nphill82 21
How the hell did this get past moderation......
BeautifulLiesx 24
I hope you at least have bigger **** than your sister...
zoumiezanaid 4
If he's willing to throw all that away for a handjob honey he aint worth it
sassy2085 16
Well I would go tell your parents so that way your dad will kick his ass for cheating on his daughter and doing perverted things with the other daughter. Also your mum can have a serious talk to your sister about when it is not appropriate to share.
brendejafulable 41
They thought you wouldn't come looking for them?
Witchylady 17
I assume they have done more than that in the past. Your sister is nasty. And your boyfriend deserves to get dumped.
orenjeo 10
Wow, you should kick em both out of your life. If that was my sister, i would fly kick her in the face (literally).
sayhisoph 26
Your sister and your hopefully ex boyfriend are horrible people... I hope you smacked her so hard ..
Doctor_W_H_O 18
Your sister is a **** sorry OP, ditch the dude as well