Animals and Dogs: Scooby snacks?

Scooby snacks?

By DogStew - 12/09/2019 18:00

Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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By Username - 28/06/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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By Ash_U - 19/08/2017 16:00

Today, I had to dig through my dog's poop again because I thought I saw a worm, but it was just the remains of the paper towels my husband leaves all over the house. My efforts to make them both stop have obviously fallen on deaf ears. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was baby sitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog that had passed away four years ago. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 21:42 - United States - Utica

Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By summerbabe77 - 22/07/2012 03:58 - United States - Medford

Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML

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By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States

Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML

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Thursday 12 September 2019 21:02

I only vote YDI because after the first turd eating incident you should have cleaned the other turds from your yard before letting the dog out again

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 September 2019 18:19

Got news for you chief -- lots of the turds had worms in them and so does the puppy.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 September 2019 18:19

Got news for you chief -- lots of the turds had worms in them and so does the puppy.

Madison Gliosci 16

Thursday 12 September 2019 21:02

I only vote YDI because after the first turd eating incident you should have cleaned the other turds from your yard before letting the dog out again

DogStew 20

Friday 13 September 2019 6:34

All the turds were from wild animals and community cats. I don’t have the ability to crawl around on all fours and sniff out all the rogue turds.

Seeya55 31

Saturday 14 September 2019 12:48

Man it's too bad leashes don't exist! Darn!

DogStew 20

Saturday 14 September 2019 16:16

I’m not going to leash a puppy all day long. That’s cruel!

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So much sass from such a small dog!

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