By cuntingbitchofawhore - 06/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
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organizse 28

Casually slip her some Xanax bc she needs to chill out

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rivimatt 20

Well she's a bitch, nothing else to say

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organizse 28

Casually slip her some Xanax bc she needs to chill out

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jessenia123 27

She should slip her some exlax the step mother needs them

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citrusglass 22

What about some of those rapid-weight-gain pills? Who needs to lose weight now bitch?

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iMuffinKat 16

46. - made me laugh more than I should've X'D

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rivimatt 20

Well she's a bitch, nothing else to say

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syki 22

A cunting bitch of a *****, to be precise. According to OP.

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corky1992 33

Well that's rude.

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BlueBaronBitch 22

What a great stepmom.. -_- no one should ever tell their kids (theirs or not) that, regardless of how they feel about them

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jackel_love 14

Exactly what I was thinking. As a parent or someone who's supposed to be a role model in someone's life you should always be uplifting. It's people like OP's step-mom why there are many people dealing with insecurities, body image issues, and/or depression. Even if OP is on the heavy side, there are many ways of trying to encourage her to lose weight without being rude and hurtful.

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slingerslasher 24

I don't think parents should *always* be uplifting... but this stepmom is a whole nother story

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BlueBaronBitch 22

43, a parent's motivation is like 70% of a child's confidence, most people want to know their family is proud of them, think in the OP's mindset how devastating this could be to a persons confidence by someone who you have to call "mom" (or stepmom, some people call their step parents their real parents but in this case I'd call the OP's stepmom a ****)

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itsjustemcee 18

Honestly, that is so f'ed up... I'm sorry you have to deal with people like that, OP!

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Steve97 32

Tell her that there wouldn't be enough left for her if you upped the dosage :)

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bitchs_and_hoes 20

Tell your dad. She shouldn't be talking to you like that. No one should be.

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AudiLover21 13

"I'll triple my dosage when you start taking your pills that stop you from being a ****."

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