Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ozempic pushers
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Weight watcher
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Eat to the beat
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Vicious circle
Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Flattery will get you nowhere
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Missing the point 101
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Harsh words
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
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organizse 28
Casually slip her some Xanax bc she needs to chill out
rivimatt 20
Well she's a bitch, nothing else to say
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Comments (53)
miranda9202 15
"Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?"
idk_rose 25
Slip her laxatives sometime. She can't be a **** if she's stuck on the toilet.
Echosnow 15
Should've looked her up and down and told her she won't last long.
914smv 18
that was definitely not nice. what a bad step mom. Do not listen to her. Your pretty just the way you are. If you want to lose weight do it for yourself, no one else.
rebeccabyram 15
mines the opposite, i would love to have your tablets
fridgeslyr 7
I think your mom might need her own rx
TheAllFather 1
people are big. the fat and muscle serves a purpose!
rxoyalheathen 5
what medication was it?
Dilexar 26
That's just ****** up. Sorry, OP.
mld4657 28
tell your father, and schedule an appointment with your doctor that could be dangerous