Birthday and Love: Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his...

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 1 652

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Same thing different taste

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 656

You deserved it 2 351

By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 928

You deserved it 3 666

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 827

You deserved it 2 653

By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 417

You deserved it 4 133

Dane Cook? Is that you?

By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 565

You deserved it 260

Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 485

You deserved it 3 816

Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 906

You deserved it 137

By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 610

You deserved it 3 602

Cool beans

By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88 249

You deserved it 4 641

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 238

You deserved it 131

BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

He seems a little insecure.. just a little..

InternetHobo 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:22

Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact

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InternetHobo 18

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:22

Wow... Some people sure know how to overreact

photographer49 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 7:05

Maybe his brother is just that much of a stud. He is getting older chick's at his birthday party

BlueBaronBitch 22

Tuesday 9 February 2016 12:26

Oh no that's a reaction you might get sued by the Finebros

BlueBaronBitch 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

He seems a little insecure.. just a little..

ArtemisRwill 22

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:23

What an idiot.

organizse 28

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:24

If his brother was more your age I'd say date him instead

clawstrophobic 15

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:24

Bitches be crazy

TotallyAradical 14

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:25

Thank you for already clarifying that's he's now your ex.

jocamo 24

Sunday 7 February 2016 20:16

Saves us from all the "you mean now ex right?" posts

corky1992 33

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:26

He sounds kind of crazy..it's probably for the best honestly

jcrum33 4

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:30

must be one fine eleven year old

brenton490 19

Sunday 7 February 2016 4:08

6 pack and all and hopefully a lot more mature.

Darkness_Hate 29

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:34

That guy has some trust issues indeed.

swtcontradiction 11

Sunday 7 February 2016 3:35

I would say major insecurity rather than trust issues. Or he's just crazy.

donuts678 25

Sunday 7 February 2016 0:35

You dodged that bullet

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Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 635

You deserved it 5 883

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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You deserved it 5 265

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Today, I deliberately didn't tell my therapist half of what I was going through because I didn't want to depress her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 334

You deserved it 11 432

Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 661

You deserved it 1 355

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

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You deserved it 7 726

Today, my hair is so long hair that it touches my shoulders now. My father attempted to bribe me into cutting my hair several times. I'm 30. FML

I agree, your life sucks 703

You deserved it 253

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 928

You deserved it 137

Today, I went on a date with a guy from Bumble. It was going well, with dinner and a walk on the waterfront, until he started complaining about skincare products, "People with eczema use that nasty cream, it's so sticky and smells horrible." I have severe eczema. FML

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You deserved it 91

Same thing different taste

Dane Cook? Is that you?

Thanks for the input

Keep it in the family

Cool beans

Caught in the act

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