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Future crazy cat lady (makes no difference whether a male specimen is hooked along, I just want my cats).
Time for "WTF Facts"! Category: Me.
1) I absolutely HATE pretzels. They're the bane of my existence.
2) My middle name is Dermiestre...so close.
3) I'm a grammar nazi. Which sucks because English isn't my first language (humble-brag moment; it's my fifth.) so now I'm the one making all the mistakes.
4) I have this ->? emoji tattooed on my left butt cheek.
5) I know, I know, my profile picture looks so Tumblr. I'm rather proud.
6) While I adore my brisk stays in the X-Mansion, I often enjoy spending my days in Marseille, France.
7) I. Am. Deadpool. Okay? Okay. Also, if you haven't read the comics, you're dead to me.
Well, even in written form that was awkward.
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100 kick-ass comments
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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