By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
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AGGoddess 2

What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

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Rellich 0

SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS

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AGGoddess 2

What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

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borabora1991 0

I threw up once.

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rwac07 0
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piss on the mum and say "you deserved it because you didn't get me a toilet in time" lol

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flakes_fml 0
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ydi for not frying a bucket quick enough

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safirestar09 0

#68, that made my day.

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MizzErikaHart 8

haha kids mom thinks ydi.

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vickiejiang1990 0
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karma will get ppl with no sympathy like yourself

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gms0113 8
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I'm guessing it's for the kids dr appointment bc he's sick

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thatguy1103 0
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Wow,, hopefully you keep a hand gun in your office?

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xxdakotaxx 0

ahah xD

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Brockbfball1563 5
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmSDQR_7vU

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Treehugger 0
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I'm going to be nice and say that the mom was having a bad day...I'm hoping. But FYL for having vomit spewed on you. Did you get to change clothes at least?

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aicky 0
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well, duh, you know you should have buckets handy for when people bring in their upchucking chitlens! im sure it was your fault the kid in the first place, huh? :p fyl.

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Rayn4u_fml 0
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OP already answered that question: it creates a nozzle to direct the spraying on others.

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Oz_Alice 0
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What kind of office do you work in? I'm guessing it's not a place where they keep buckets in case people start throwing up...

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lubby_fml 0
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oh my! It seems like mercy has some sand in her vagina. lol

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niadanac1 3
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I would have puked on her. What a B.

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FerrariCake 2
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I'd puke all the time if I was a little kid who had a crazy bitch like that for a mother.

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