By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 279
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What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

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What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

I threw up once.

piss on the mum and say "you deserved it because you didn't get me a toilet in time" lol

ydi for not frying a bucket quick enough

#68, that made my day.

haha kids mom thinks ydi.

karma will get ppl with no sympathy like yourself

I'm guessing it's for the kids dr appointment bc he's sick

Wow,, hopefully you keep a hand gun in your office?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmSDQR_7vU

I'm going to be nice and say that the mom was having a bad day...I'm hoping. But FYL for having vomit spewed on you. Did you get to change clothes at least?

well, duh, you know you should have buckets handy for when people bring in their upchucking chitlens! im sure it was your fault the kid in the first place, huh? :p fyl.

OP already answered that question: it creates a nozzle to direct the spraying on others.

What kind of office do you work in? I'm guessing it's not a place where they keep buckets in case people start throwing up...

oh my! It seems like mercy has some sand in her vagina. lol

I would have puked on her. What a B.

I'd puke all the time if I was a little kid who had a crazy bitch like that for a mother.