Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
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AGGoddess
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What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
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Rellich
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SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS
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AGGoddess
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What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
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borabora1991
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I threw up once.
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rwac07
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piss on the mum and say "you deserved it because you didn't get me a toilet in time" lol
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flakes_fml
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ydi for not frying a bucket quick enough
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safirestar09
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#68, that made my day.
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MizzErikaHart
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haha kids mom thinks ydi.
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vickiejiang1990
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karma will get ppl with no sympathy like yourself
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gms0113
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I'm guessing it's for the kids
dr appointment bc he's sick
dr appointment bc he's sick
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thatguy1103
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Wow,, hopefully you keep a hand gun in your office?
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xxdakotaxx
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ahah xD
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arabianhorse1234
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nobody cares
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Brockbfball1563
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmSDQR_7vU
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Treehugger
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I'm going to be nice and say that the mom was having a bad day...I'm hoping. But FYL for having vomit spewed on you. Did you get to change clothes at least?
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aicky
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well, duh, you know you should have buckets handy for when people bring in their upchucking chitlens! im sure it was your fault the kid in the first place, huh? :p fyl.
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Rayn4u_fml
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OP already answered that question: it creates a nozzle to direct the spraying on others.
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Oz_Alice
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What kind of office do you work in?
I'm guessing it's not a place where they keep buckets in case people start throwing up...
I'm guessing it's not a place where they keep buckets in case people start throwing up...
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lubby_fml
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oh my!
It seems like mercy has some sand in her vagina. lol
It seems like mercy has some sand in her vagina. lol
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niadanac1
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I would have puked on her. What a B.
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FerrariCake
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I'd puke all the time if I was a little kid who had a crazy bitch like that for a mother.