Work: Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling...

By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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By GracieGirl - 04/10/2019 06:00

Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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Just a prank, son!

By barface - 11/01/2012 02:52 - United States

Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML

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AGGoddess 2

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:38

What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

Rellich 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:44

SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS

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AGGoddess 2

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:38

What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.

borabora1991 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 8:39

I threw up once.

rwac07 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 5:02

piss on the mum and say "you deserved it because you didn't get me a toilet in time" lol

flakes_fml 0

Friday 2 April 2010 15:39

ydi for not frying a bucket quick enough

safirestar09 0

Monday 31 May 2010 5:54

#68, that made my day.

MizzErikaHart 8

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:06

haha kids mom thinks ydi.

vickiejiang1990 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:42

karma will get ppl with no sympathy like yourself

gms0113 8

Thursday 11 February 2016 13:44

I'm guessing it's for the kids dr appointment bc he's sick

thatguy1103 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:41

Wow,, hopefully you keep a hand gun in your office?

xxdakotaxx 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:08

ahah xD

arabianhorse1234 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:44

nobody cares

Brockbfball1563 5

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:44

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmSDQR_7vU

Treehugger 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 0:00

I'm going to be nice and say that the mom was having a bad day...I'm hoping. But FYL for having vomit spewed on you. Did you get to change clothes at least?

aicky 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 23:58

well, duh, you know you should have buckets handy for when people bring in their upchucking chitlens! im sure it was your fault the kid in the first place, huh? :p fyl.