Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents came for a visit and spent the whole time pressuring me to ask my doctor for medication to lose weight. FML
Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML
Today, after I skipped dessert for the third day in a row, my mom cornered me and accused me of being anorexic. I'm actually not far off being clinically obese and I'm just trying to diet, but nothing I say will convince her. She wants me to see a psychiatrist about a disorder I don't even have. FML
Today, my mother told me I've gained so much weight recently, she thinks I should get gastric bypass surgery. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I told my mom that I think I’m anorexic and she told me she didn’t care. When I asked why, in disbelief she replied, "Honey, you are 5’3 and over 350 lbs, at this point you NEED to be anorexic." FML
Today, while at my mom’s house, my mom told me that I need to seriously curb my food intake. Then I went to my dad’s house and he told me I need to gain weight. I can’t win here. FML
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organizse 28
Casually slip her some Xanax bc she needs to chill out
rivimatt 20
Well she's a bitch, nothing else to say
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Comments (53)
HomoHotLips 9
I would have looked her up and down and been like, "I think you should start taking some..." and just walked away.
Grayness_ 26
Well I mean...if you need to lose weight....
cloudyface 23
Not sure why you told her that but if you're looking for revenge try Ex-Lax in her coffee.
rapsodiya2005 6
Give her entire bottle, let her sleep and eat in the restroom.
To_Die_For 7
To be honest she probably said this, because she is more than likely envious off your youth. Try no too let her get too you. She is a bully, and I know it sounds cliche' But bullies bully those that threatens certain insecurities they have. So do not let her negativity influence your health and happiness. It was not that hard for her not too be a bitch like that. So do not let a person like that get too you. She is not worth it.
gusrick 20
Fire up that loud Another round of shots... TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!!
LyricaSilvan 30
Rude. Very rude.
Timber147 9
She's a nasty piece of work!
peckerbeak22 14
What a rude bitch. Tell her to get the dick out of her ass