Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
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Sammeh_Higgins 0
Kids have gotten so disrespectful.
Moota 9
Someone needs to have a little talk with daddy about name calling?
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Comments (247)
AliCat18 12
hahaha wish i was a fly on the wall at that family dinner!
LostRose22 2
Reason #127 why im not going to have any children....
TheCrazyCoach 0
Wow that's messed UP!!! fyl
HunterAlpha1 8
Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." whatever religion you follow or don't follow, you've gotta admit that the Bible has some great advice in it, especially Psalms and Proverbs.
jenskibunny 4
take a hint.
SgtTrAv 3
get the belt!! it works!!
almostalbino 10
But then you smacked him, so everything was fine.
soulofnature 8
Ugh, I can definitely see my friend's oldest son doing this, he constantly throws huge temper tantrums when he is told no. Nip that behavior in the bud OP. Everyone knows all kids act out sometimes, but don't just assume it's because of his age and not discipline him, which is the mistake my friend made. You don't want to be known as the mom with the spoiled brat. It only gets way worse if it isn't corrected in the beginning.
Austinj_perez 0
Mother vs. Kid. ONLY ONE WILL REMAIN! -beat down time-
jecarper 4
Your kids a ******* brat...Ydi, for raising such a heathen.