Kids: Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit,...

By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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Stranger danger

By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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Sammeh_Higgins 0

Friday 2 December 2011 16:09

Kids have gotten so disrespectful.

Moota 9

Friday 2 December 2011 16:10

Someone needs to have a little talk with daddy about name calling?

Comments

AliCat18 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:04

hahaha wish i was a fly on the wall at that family dinner!

LostRose22 2

Saturday 3 December 2011 17:49

Reason #127 why im not going to have any children....

TheCrazyCoach 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 19:17

Wow that's messed UP!!! fyl

HunterAlpha1 8

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:12

Proverbs 13:24 "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes." whatever religion you follow or don't follow, you've gotta admit that the Bible has some great advice in it, especially Psalms and Proverbs.

jenskibunny 4

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:16

take a hint.

SgtTrAv 3

Saturday 3 December 2011 23:49

get the belt!! it works!!

almostalbino 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:44

But then you smacked him, so everything was fine.

soulofnature 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 6:36

Ugh, I can definitely see my friend's oldest son doing this, he constantly throws huge temper tantrums when he is told no. Nip that behavior in the bud OP. Everyone knows all kids act out sometimes, but don't just assume it's because of his age and not discipline him, which is the mistake my friend made. You don't want to be known as the mom with the spoiled brat. It only gets way worse if it isn't corrected in the beginning.