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Was the camera guy following you?
Your gonna love his nuts!
Wait, so how did you dry yourself before?
Atleast you can shower! Be thankful
SHAMWOOHOO :D!! Awww Yeahhh
I have to use my sock :(
Win
202- Don't talk to the gingers, they will attempt to take your own soul.
Well, did it work??
Well op start stealing your neighbors wifi (internet bill) watch tv on project free tv (cable bill). Wear lots of clothing to save on heating costs, only take cold showers. Buy a shit ton of Kraft dinner, mr noodles and misc. can food in bulk. Go get some card board and start a fire to cook your food (only if you live outside of the city and have a back yard) and that's how i've lived for the past years. I only spend $50 a month actually
*on food and bills not rent...
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Thumbs this comment down if it's sad that I live like this
Thumb this down if it's sad that I live like this
Saddest part is I used to be a doctor
Oh I can go back home and be a doctor again but I wanted to see the world so I decided to go canada for a few years however I'm not legally allowed to practice medicine so I work 4 assisting a legal doctor which is legal amount I can work in my visa. After this I'm going to brazil were I can again practice again. :)
After that I plan to go home where I will make about 500000 Libyan dinars a year, which is the equivalent of about 450000 of your American dollars.
Ps I live in canada. I would swear at you but I can tell you have your problems if your getting angry at some random guy on the Internet. I hope things work out for :)
You pay $100000 for gum in America i knew your economy had taken a hit after the recession but damn man thats bad I'm in the wrong business ;)
Like really your money must be ******* worthless like if your gum is that much, like that wouldn't buy the most disease ridden ***** in tripoli
Oh well sir I'm from Libya which is across the sea from Italy in Europe I'm not even close to Mexico. We are a country mostly built on massive oil reserves since about 1950. The oil made us the richest country in Africa that why I get paid the same amount as doctors in America
I'm sorry but like really that caught me off guard 100,000 for gum how much is the minimum wage in America like $400000 an hour. I bet my Canadian dollars are worth like $10000000000 x ten to the power of 100
Depends what country I'm in Canada no in USA yes in Mexico yes ,brazil yes, china yes, Russia yes, Libya yes
What's scrubs?
Wow they reset the thread now we can only wonder what the conversation was that that led to that ^^^
Thanks moderator that guy was kind of an ass. But I want to know what scrubs is now :(
It's a TV show, a comedy series about trainee doctors.
Thanks Sirin I tried googling it but all I got was people in shitty looking clothes. By the way is that picture like a cartoon drawing of you,
Sort of.
What do you mean by that?
It's an evasion. The last person to ask me that question was Jimmy Hoffa.
Can trouble you tell me what an evasion is?
Ohhh wait did you mean the union guy who went missing?
Well if you did kill him my first question is why you didn't kill nixon?
Maybe I should learn more English "the island"
If those things do what they say they do that doesn't sound like a problem to me!
*gets out of shower* "You're gonna love my nuts!"
Could be worse you could be using napkins
or a dirty tshirt...
ah shiiit! someone already mentioned dirty tshirt. shit!
Then the ghost of Billy Mays jumps out and says "BILLY MAYS HERE!"
I miss that guy...
Dont see how lack of towel equals broke... They r really not very expensive. And wtf happened to ur towel? I mean they dont expire...
that actually sounds like a good idea
That would definitely defeat the purpose of cleaning herself, she might as well not shower at all.
I think a ShamWow would dry you better than a dirty t-shirt.
Might as well vacuum the carpet and roll around naked on it...
What I wanna know is how to get a free sham-wow in the mail
Does the prostitute mail it?
So that's why I never got mine.
those things do work lol. how do they do it??
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Was the camera guy following you?
If those things do what they say they do that doesn't sound like a problem to me!