Love: Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not...

By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 994

You deserved it 8 661

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Jeff make - 01/04/2012 14:03 - United States - Malvern

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 418

You deserved it 34 470

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 349

You deserved it 3 597

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 295

You deserved it 7 301

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 266

You deserved it 301

By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 404

You deserved it 3 473

By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 924

You deserved it 3 090

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 677

You deserved it 31 442

By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 474

You deserved it 2 731

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 079

You deserved it 3 737

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 343

You deserved it 2 236

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:47

She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:15

Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)

Comments

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:47

She might have not known! I had someone break up with me and I didn't even know we were "going out".

allthatandmore 0

Friday 6 April 2012 3:51

I wonder if anyone else knew

xXxRandiexXx 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 6:53

lmfao!!! #4!! that was great!!

ZING_MASTER 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:01

The patented LONG-DISTANCE ZING! IMPRESSIVE!!!

jihinotenshi_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:52

ouch

mclovin_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 8:18

this happened to me yesterday too! ugh i feel your pain.

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 17:54

Awesome! Score one for the ladies. It's high time that the shoe be on the other foot. You men fold are so smug thinking that you can just go around breaking hearts and having us ladies eating out of the palm of your hand.

Dylan94_fml 8

Tuesday 4 May 2010 20:55

we only do that when were letting you taste the food you just cooked, in the kitchen.

kaprookie 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 3:32

14- you come across a feminazi

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 6 June 2011 6:15

Yes! How dare a man dump a girl if he's unhappy in a relationship! That's almost illegal! (Note the sarcasm)

Zingers 9

Saturday 25 February 2012 20:17

no wonder guys don't like you, you're annoying as shit

adamo_erebus 26

Friday 20 July 2012 22:00

Someone got dumped on her ass hard.

madgrinchhatter 12

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:18

Well someone had their daily dose of bitch today. Bitter much?

kristenanne_iri 19

Friday 10 October 2014 6:15

holy shit shut up. He broke up with her because he wasn't happy with the distance not to break her heart.

AliSama 17

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:00

They did this on the drew carry show. The guy didn't know he was dating quiet a few people. I am sure you will find someone. Make sure she knows you are dating her. rofl.

The_Potato_Lord 15

Tuesday 26 January 2016 0:18

Who?

davidtheday 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 20:11

I agree with #16. For as many men that are smug and break hearts, there are just as many women that can tear a guy up inside.

Camer0ne 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 7:17

Or are just cheating *****.

Peachy2392 26

Thursday 28 November 2013 23:45

^and just as many men that cheat.

know_your_role 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 20:19

what #4 said

JuJuBeeSunshine 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 20:43

There's a reason the book is called, "He's Just Not That Into You." It even spurred a movie that was actually pretty good. Yeah, there are women that play games; however, we usually say, "Hey, I'm just not that into you." Men go around playing the games because they hold the cards. As much as they would like to think women control the balance of power, it's really men who do. Men are the ones who set the pace for how fast the relationship moves, if there is one at all. It's men who define what's going on, and we have to go with it or get lost. I usually choose the latter. It's men who drag their feet when it comes to committing, not women. Gents, read the book and/or watch the movie. I'm more than certain you will see yourselves in one or more of those scenarios in which you give a woman some lame excuse, when you aren't "that into her." Btw, I have pretty good taste in men. My judgment is pretty impeccable, which is why I have come to the conclusion that if I really want the whole kit n' caboodle and all of the wonderful qualities that make a relationship worthwhile, I need a girlfriend, because men just don't get it. Alas, I will have to make due with the male species.