Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Random
Langley, Canada
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Anonymous
Oceanside, United States
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Who knows
Norway
Confession
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Lennie Mcfish
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
UglyAintGotNoAlibi
United States
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Jane_Elle02
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Anonymous
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
The Fishing Pole
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
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Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
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Egnar 19
I'm curious how exactly you expected this to play out? Here's how I see it. Dating goes through many phases as you grow older and unfortunately for most of us we don't pass through each phase until after we've hit some kind of rejection like you just did [be thankful!] It sounds to me, based on the way this story played out, that you're either extremely inexperienced romantically or you're in High School [which seems more likely]. Dating successful 99% of the time doesn't work the way you see it in the movies. You can't just go up to somebody, profess your love and expect them to reciprocate. You've been building up these fantasies and ideals about this guy for 2 years and yet he either barely knows you or has just thought of you as a friend for those 2 years. . .Either he sincerely has no romantic feelings for you or you completely scared him by going to far too quickly. Dating is a slow process that doesn't involve running up to people, long term crush or not, and profess your undying love before asking them out. Learn to take it slow and enjoy the ride. Girl or Guy I'll give you the same advice I gave the other guy who had a similar FML recently. . If you want something you need to go for it quickly so that if you do get rejected you haven't invested enough time to have a romantic fantasy to be crushed.
smr167 6
dude, are trying to write the Wikipedia article on dating? this is FML.
DavLynn 4
I didn't even read the first paragraph... these comments shouldn't even be half a paragraph...
Egnar 19
No; I just try to have some substance in my posts behind "LOL NEWB" - Don't read it if you don't want to.
irishman1733 0
he sounds like he is gay
TomFeltonFan 0
awwwh atleast he wasn't rude about it (:
danceincchick13 0
well, look st the bright side, you got a hug from.your crush:)
IkeAmpHeaded 0
this is one those moments that you look back on, and then comes a sigh of awkwardness haha
joe_says_so 0
app good
Into_the_wild_fml 0
Sorry but English's not my native language, and i couldn' get what mean "Crush". It is "ex"?
GreggyZ 0
a "crush" is a person you have liked for a long time but you don't know if they like you back
Into_the_wild_fml 0
Thanks. I could understand after some research on the internet.
SuperNova69 0
ouch maybe you should set the bar a little lower?
GreggyZ 0
the best stories often come from the most embarrassing scenarios--you'll grow and learn from this and add another piece of string to that ball of complexes we all have
Slaughterhim 5
I'm sorry, but what did you honestly expect? Be glad he didn't laugh at you or say something mean.