By Agathus - United Arab Emirates
Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
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  Zomg_Okay  |  26

I love how people use "No offence" like it automatically makes their comment unoffensive. You just called the OP's mother a retard, how could they possibly be offended?

I agree with you, don't get me wrong - but I still think it's funny how that term is used like a get out of jail free card for insults.

  schpanki  |  11

Well, most likely you're just trollin' 11, but what I think people mean is that when you say "no offense", you mean that you're just stating something, and not saying with the intention to hurt anyone.

Example : Your mom sells sex for money. I say "Dude, no offense, but your mom is a whore"

Now Imagine if I just said "Hey, your mom is a whore".


  zoeypony98  |  0

Now, this conversation would be much better if you didn't say retarded every comment. Seriously, what happened to politically correct? Not a socially acceptable comment.

  HomeAl0ne  |  20

Actually, he's not a Feng-Shui master at all. His mom answered an ad for a company that specialises in getting teenager bludgers to move out of home.

  guy204  |  2

OP meant to put The United States for their location. Do you really think somebody in the UAE flew in a dude for 5000 American dollars and speaks fluent English?

  Mr_Alarm  |  12

Holy shit, 98, I really, really hope you're trolling. If not, you are an extremely ignorant person. Do you honestly believe that absolutely nobody in the UAE has enough money to do that, or can speak fluent English? I suppose you also believe that there are no poor people in the USA and that all countries other than the US are full of savages?

  v1kt4r  |  13

*facepalm* #98 I'm sorry do you even know where UAE is??? UAE for one stands for United Arab Emirates, you know Dubai... $5000 is not as much as you think it is, to a lot of people in UAE

  t765234  |  10

92- If you are actually happy to be on welfare, please get off your ass and get a job or contribute to society in some way or another
Although I assume you're not, judging by the fact you have a computer and by your profile picture.

  akayc32  |  0

94... So much to learn... A lot of people on welfare have computers and cell phones and actually do more than just sit at home. Im pretty sure 92 was being sarcastic.