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No offense but ur moms retarded lol that sucks goodluck with that
I love how people use "No offence" like it automatically makes their comment unoffensive. You just called the OP's mother a retard, how could they possibly be offended? I agree with you, don't get me wrong - but I still think it's funny how that term is used like a get out of jail free card for insults.
No offense but you retarded 11.
No offense, but the no offense comments are getting old. No, but actually offense on everyone.
I like pancakes.
11- "No offense" is the best defence. No? Okay, I'll get back in my box.
Well, most likely you're just trollin' 11, but what I think people mean is that when you say "no offense", you mean that you're just stating something, and not saying with the intention to hurt anyone. Example : Your mom sells sex for money. I say "Dude, no offense, but your mom is a *****" Now Imagine if I just said "Hey, your mom is a *****". See?
Offense intended, you're all ******* retarded. Fighting over FML, lolol.
No offense is just saying "I'm about to insult you but don't get mad"
Now, this conversation would be much better if you didn't say retarded every comment. Seriously, what happened to politically correct? Not a socially acceptable comment.
81, do you get in trouble if you say "that's gay" too?
What the **** are you talking about? Seriously, his mom is a piece of shit.
Tell your mom you'll double the "energy flow" that he's created for half the price. Then go buy a flat screen to go with your lamp and old mattress.
Hide everything important while you can.
Tell the Feng-Shui master to shove the energy flow up his butt.
Actually, he's not a Feng-Shui master at all. His mom answered an ad for a company that specialises in getting teenager bludgers to move out of home.
Go to wallmart and get some vaseline, that should entertain you for the night.
I do not think they have Walmarts in the UAE...
There are Wal-Marts in Narnia. They're unavoidable.
OP meant to put The United States for their location. Do you really think somebody in the UAE flew in a dude for 5000 American dollars and speaks fluent English?
Holy shit, 98, I really, really hope you're trolling. If not, you are an extremely ignorant person. Do you honestly believe that absolutely nobody in the UAE has enough money to do that, or can speak fluent English? I suppose you also believe that there are no poor people in the USA and that all countries other than the US are full of savages?
Wat ?! $5000 ?! I bet you're filthy rich isn't it ? LOLOL
If they were filthy rich, the waste of $5,000 wouldn't be a problem and thus wouldn't be on FML...
Lol well since he's from UAE im gunna say he's not poor by any means
Great! Now that we are paying about $100 a barrel for oil, it's good to know that the money is being spent so well.
92- If you are actually happy to be on welfare, please get off your ass and get a job or contribute to society in some way or another Although I assume you're not, judging by the fact you have a computer and by your profile picture.
94... So much to learn... A lot of people on welfare have computers and cell phones and actually do more than just sit at home. Im pretty sure 92 was being sarcastic.
Feng-Shui Master in scamming. Your mother is seriously mentally challenged :')
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No offense but ur moms retarded lol that sucks goodluck with that
Tell your mom you'll double the "energy flow" that he's created for half the price. Then go buy a flat screen to go with your lamp and old mattress.