Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Confession
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
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Comments (108)
Krilleee 5
haha that's a bitch! FYL.
JryanM 0
Ouch, maybe you shoulda taken your own advice a little sooner...
Calyx_fml 22
You don't just bust out the ILY on a dude out of nowhere. Next time try asking him out. Date for a few months. Make out. Have sex. Then tell him. You are a premature eloveulator.
wilsontws 18
you sound like a desperate daddy girl looking for a cheap alternative to marrying a rich bastard.
SuitsAreCool 0
183, what? I think 58 is right, you can't just Mosby someone like that, it's weird.
CateXOX 0
45- It's an incest reference. Moron.
1217jonathan 15
well if you want I'll f*ck you
MoxyMo 0
It sounds like he was bashing himself, not you lol
xk75 4
he's a CRUSH! ydi for going for broke and saying you LOVE him, no wonder he responded politely but nonetheless negatively. the better course of action would be to suggest going on a date, not laying your heart on the line. being told that someone LOVES you and you haven't even dated the person is very off putting, intimidating, pretty aggressive even! next time exercise a little more restraint.
AGGoddess 2
I totally agree with this post. Plus, you also deserve it for waiting so long to make a move.
jewfro311 0
At least he didn't laugh.
dufelbag 0
haha sucks for u
ladybuggcla 0
Been there. My advice: give up. I didn't. It took me forever. Once I did--best decision ever.