Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gilbert, United States
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Random
Langley, Canada
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Anonymous
Oceanside, United States
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Who knows
Norway
Confession
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Lennie Mcfish
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
UglyAintGotNoAlibi
United States
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Jane_Elle02
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Anonymous
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
The Fishing Pole
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
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Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
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Comments (108)
RKD 23
Oops, sorry to triple post! My computer is being a douche!
Shinygirlnz 1
Aw, I'm sorry. It's not the worse response you could have hoped to get. You must have known there was at least a chance your feelings wouldn't be returned. But... you'll find someone else, at least it was only (in your words) "a crush". Now you can move on.
smr167 6
"I love you" isn't an opening line
dismisgoogled 0
get over it your obviously hideous go get some plastic surgeru
SACKERLAND 6
You must be pretty damn ugly.
wilsontws 18
your profile picture has totally defined the word "ugly", in all aspects of that word. :)
momianajones 0
well, at least you know, so you can direct your energy elsewhere.
amh721 0
That blows but at least you tried. Rejection hits everyone at some point. Better to have found out the truth, now you can work on moving on.
B18civic 0
Hahahaha!!! Thats hilarious must admit the made me laugh!
jrmetz 0
oh my gosh, that's terrible :( in sorry
DavLynn 4
did he specify what exactly he was sorry for?