Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Confession
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
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Comments (108)
Cenobyte 10
Move on. At least he was nice about it.
drewskeeB 0
dumbass
kayloh20 5
Awwws. :( If it helps, I've heard of many people changing their minds over time and eventually start liking the other back. But on the bright side, this is the best rejection I've seen (and I've seen a lot).
yusaku02 20
That sucks but at least he was nice about it. Another positive thing to take away from it is that you have good taste in guys so you probably won't end up with any jerks when you do get a boyfriend.
SaraaGurll 0
two years? no wonder.
wilsontws 18
Lmfao! pwned!
3mikey1 9
yeah... same thing basically happened to me
sps50 0
well that sure is tough love sorry girl :(
dansco 25
Stalker alert!!! A pity hug is better than the "talk" - I don't see you as a person, now stop following me! ;) lol
funnyfunny86 0
damn that's cold