Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You tried
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Confession
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Sorry hun
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Falling and laughing
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Drunk texts
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
So, are you in or are you out?
Today, I told my long time crush, "I love you," in an elaborate way. She replied, "What an interesting perspective." FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Aww, I'm sorry. *pity hug*
RedPillSucks 33
At least he didn't laugh in your face. Next time, bust da move earlier than two years.
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Comments (108)
Nafan01 0
aw that sucks u shood kill yourself
Nafan01 0
what exactly did you expect to happen? oh I love you too! and ride unicorns into the sunset, sorry sweetie that ain't how things work:(
drwb333 0
Sounds like my dating life! So sorry : (
darkcrave 0
should of waited to April fools as a back up plan
xvictor1985x 0
ahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha hold that he def has another girl
RandOmPhyXiO 5
same happened to me i new the dude for 4 years doe
Evesapple671 0
is this the same person that posted about her tongue-his tongue- hospital ? then YDI.
Evesapple671 0
nevermind,I'm wrong. sorry.
rsmmsm 1
lmao funniest fml ever. it's a true fml, lol "aw I'm sorry" aha too good for u eh?
maxxsupremus92 0
Been there myself not a fun at all.