Intimacy: Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while,...

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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Meepson 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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kpetrovski 24

Saturday 11 July 2015 7:01

"IS what I'm going to say tomorrow when you take me out tonight... So how about it? ;)"

thisismyhead 25

Sunday 12 July 2015 16:40

When he asked what you were talking about you should have said, "I was just practicing for saying that tomorrow". ;)

carl_carl_ 28

Monday 13 July 2015 13:30

Lol how embarrassing! I wonder what she said.

lizzlovespandas 12

Friday 17 July 2015 17:16

embarrassing af

dogpolice 11

Saturday 18 July 2015 7:19

"and that's what I would say the morning after if you agreed to go out with me"

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