Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
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Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML
Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
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TheWindowLicker 13
Well you have to admit, they're pretty similar.
RomanCatMama 16
A bunch of sweaty men in their underwear fighting over a belt? Sounds kinda gay to me
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Comments (106)
TheWindowLicker 13
Well you have to admit, they're pretty similar.
leogirl95 12
Wrestling is like gay ****, only with leotards.
Damn_Hippster 11
Let's be real here, wrestling is gay ****. It's fake and it's half naked men jumping on each other, while "hurting them"
SwedishDerp 3
Just like the south park episode
13FMYLIFE 0
I think anyone who always tries to say that wrestlers must be gay just must be jealous and/or have no athletic ability whatsoever (thts how it usually goes). Cuz wrestlers are damn sexy! :) and not fake wrestlers- I'm talkin bout real wrestlers!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Why is everyone assuming that this is the fake, showboat crap? OP could've been watching the type of wrestling that actually takes skill and athleticism.
mnblkjpoi 0
Sweaty half naked men grabbing each other is kind of gay
KiddNYC1O 20
Remember, gay **** pays more than straight.
WhySoMad 0
Shut up
WhySoMad 0
Shut up
RawrForYaoi 0
Just show your parents the history . They'll see you haven't been watching gay **** . And if they don't believe you , play the same video infront of your brother and parents then your brother will say "oh that's the video !" c:
Damn_Hippster 11
20- " that's not wrastling!"
Msagrera 5
**** off. If u say its gay than ur jusy homophobic. No one gets excited doing it therefor its not gay
Garyy_fml 11
Hey 45 - Why so mad?
FruityLoooons 8
44 - That's due to high demand. Not many people are that willing to do ****, especially gay ****, so the gay **** industry takes what it can get and gives you a little reward for it, too (if you're a guy, obviously). But anyway, yeah, wrestling isn't really gay.
DJJuantioFresh 0
Oh no! General badass on the case!
muffins650 1
Ydi for watching wrestling. Grow up.
KiddNYC1O 20
I stand corrected lol.
eviIpotato 0
Why is everyone assuming he was watching tsumo wrestling? He is from America, so he was probably watching WWE raw or something like that.
SW500 13
First off, they are singlets. Secondly, real scholastic/colligate wrestling is the hardest sport, except perhaps MMA.
13FMYLIFE 0
81- true! and to those who haven't watched one before, grab a seat to comp! I love em! and no, not just cuz of the hot guys either.
daminantion 14
To all you ignorant *****: wrestling IS gay, takes no skill, it is ALL an act. MMA, TaeBo, boxing is real, but WWE and the sort are admittedly pre orchestrated acts. If you thumbs down this comment, it's because you think real men need chairs and ladders to beat one another, including the refs and -acting- audience members.
Skaw_fml 8
You're a genious!
Ms_Krazie 4
Yeah...sure you were watching "wresting videos!" thats what you just want them to think.
DKParth13 5
What u trying to say??
lilemmy55 10
Fyl id hate to have a younger sibling
babyyninjas 1
scene kid ... gross
mexicanguy39 7
Don't be an asshole.. Scene girls are freakin' hot!!
VaanBasch 1
I think that remains to be... "scene"!
2ndSucks 15
Well do you see her picture? If I wasn't straight, I'd totally tap that.
NotAPedo 0
I'm currently accepting young, unwanted siblings. You know... Like a charity.
buttercupp2137 0
I know your name says, "not a pedo" but it's kinda weird to always use kids in your life....especially not yours....and your words to live by.....creepy.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Too bad that isn't even a picture of her. I've seen it at least two other times in various places on the interwebs.
RomanCatMama 16
A bunch of sweaty men in their underwear fighting over a belt? Sounds kinda gay to me
TunechiXXL 0
Übbbberrrr gaaaaay
DKParth13 5
^gay
saIty 17
Were you watching the deadly face to crotch move? I heard it could knock anyone out.
Freeze_fml 16
Both are fake and gay.
FriscoKidz 10
What I would like to know is, how old are you and why were you watching a bunch of grown men run around in tight spandex anyway?
breadfruit 0
If I heard that my kid was watching gay ****, I'd be supportive. I mean, teenage boys will watch ****, so I don't care what audience it's directed at. However, if I heard he was watching wrestling, he'd be promptly disowned. In other words, let them remain ignorant. (But not really. You don't want them to think you're gay if you're not.)
mexicanguy39 7
You would let him watch gay ****? Puta madre wey, what is this world coming to??
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
You probably do anyways ;)
bjr1208 3
Guess they're both fake.
ladiesman219 4
Your picture is a win!!!!!!