Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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Meepson 9
Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Llama_Man2000 26
"Sorry, wrong person."
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Comments (63)
mosquito19 14
yeah, that don't sound creepy at all.
fantasyworld 39
This reminds me of Black Swan.
farhad_71414 2
Wutttt, you can't be that stupid
rain_climb 3
A follow up would be cool, I want to see how you played this off
BlaqMontana 16
immediately you realized it was in the dream you would've quickly added... "hey just messing with ya" with a little bit of a giggle..
connaughty0225 16
Well either way it went at least you now have a hilarious story to tell your friends and maybe even a cheesy pick up line. Lol
RedPillSucks 33
tell him/her that they probably don't remember because of the chloroform.
hoesandfuckboys 9
Okay lol
Omniprism 15
Play off as flirting.
soulxreaperx356 9
"don't let your dreams be dreams"