Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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maph3rs 0
one word....abortion
mrfreak219 3
@76 Kids aren't blessings, they are annoying douches when they turn 7+ but that still isn't an excuse for abortion
Rota 0
Yep, abort it and be done. It's nothing more than a clump of cells anyway, who cares? Of course, religious nutjobs will try to say you don't have the right to make your own decisions, but when have they ever been right about...anything really? They still believe in stupid children's stories.
Neevy 0
Just wanted to point out the OP is in Ireland where abortion is still not legal. OP try not to worry, it wont help your situation whether you're pregnant or not
parker330033 0
123- rota nice pic! lol
thejilted 0
OP if when you test, its false, you should have one of your preggo friends pee on one and show it too him.
oldwiseguy 0
Congratulations! You're going to have a baby, how wonderful. You got just what you wanted when you didn't use birth control. You just might get an STD as a bonus!
RODEOqueen 0
Birth control methods do fail.
ImaginaryFoe 1
^ This. My husband and I belong to that 2% of failures.
blastvortex 4
Haha. So you didn't fool your BF, but instead did a damn fine job of fooling yourself by not using precautions. Have a happy AFD.
youthink_fml 0
It's called birth conrol. You probably deserve it.
iwadasn 33
Actually, it's called birth control. But nice try.
ktbird 0
Every single non-permenant birth control has a succes rate of less than 100%. Shit happens.
Cinn_fml 23
Why do people not get that birth control is not 100% effective? How do you know she didn't use contraception and/or she was just damned unlucky?
Ookami87 0
Why tell this big news on april the first?
darkmis1 18
Maybe they used a condem and it broke? Even the pill isn't 100% effective(which is how I got here). YDI if you didn't use protection, but FYL if you did and it failed.
Cinn_fml 23
Yeah - I vaugely know someone who was using both the pill and condoms and still got pregnant. I'd say that's about as unlucky as it gets, but it just goes to show that these things do fail.
AziraLevana 2
That's how I got here, too. :D SURPRISE!
katmandont 0
That's why I use a condom, the pill, saran wrap, and 3 layers of duct tape.
23lebron23 0
Haha that's the only way you can make it bigger than a tic tac
duff86 0
I'll prolly think the same way as him... :]
letsgobucks 0
wait til tomorrow