Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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KurouTenshi 0
well somebody just might be preggers, and I think it's your boyfriend!! April fools. :)
sourgirl101 29
Don't worry he'll believe you in nine oops make that alittle under eight months. I hope he'll make a good dad. If not- I don't understand why people aren't more picky about who they have sex with. Congrats.
darkmis1 18
Tell him tomorrow. Although I'd get one of those home pregnancy tests before I jumped to conclusions.
damnrosi 0
are you sure you're pregnant? Sometimes you just miss a period because of stress, extreme weight lose (if you get really REALLY thin) etc. things that make your hormones go crazy. Its not that uncommon. Take a pregnancy test to check (and go to your doctors), and then show the idiot. If he still doesn't believe you, then your baby's father is a complete moron, and so eff ITS life. (if you're pregnant of course)
Cinn_fml 23
Agreed. It is entirely possible to skip periods or have late ones for various reasons (or no reason at all). However why did you pick today to tell him? (unless you told him after lunchtime, in which case fair enough).
perdix 31
Neither the bill for the abortion nor court-ordered child support are very funny punch lines for an April Fool's prank.
darkmis1 18
Dontcha think he'd believe it even more if a little bundle of joy popped out of her in about nine months? p.s. FML on my phone is ****** up, and I haven't been on my laptop, so I can't get messages.
darkmis1 18
Nvm I got in working. iPhones suck though!
KurouTenshi 0
iPhones rock!! I check my mail fro the safari app. you must not like your iPhone cause it graped you in the mouth or something.
perdix 31
I only use Safari on the iPhone to access FML. None of the apps I've seen even acknowledge the PMs. The messaging feature is what transforms FML from being just highly entertaining to being a part of people's lives. iPhones rock! I can't imagine living without mine. FD: I'm a total Apple tool. Fanboi doesn't even come close.
KurouTenshi 0
rock on, perdix.
FYLDeep 26
That's cause Apple is the greatest company on the planet... April Fools I would never get an iPhone, but I'm writing this on an iPod.
sourgirl101 29
I'm on my iPhone also. Can't live without it but my phone freezes up all the time and boots me off what ever site I'm on. Does anyone else have this problem or is it only my phone?
darkmis1 18
^ I have those problems, and that's what I hate about them. They're cool and all (I'm on it now), and it's been better since Josh jailbroke it, but it annoys the hell outta me sometimes!
perdix 31
Safari on the iPhone usually behaves well on the few sites I go to regularly. It quits every now and then when I go to a new site. I haven't figured out what it may be about those sites that gives Safari problems. I sync my iPhone daily with iTunes on my Mac and I keep up with the updates to the apps as well as the OS itself. It IS a computer, if it starts acting weird, I reboot it (hold on/off button and home key down simultaneously for about 10 seconds until the Apple logo appears.
darkmis1 18
Well I can't update mine until cydia says I can (only bad thing about jailbreaking them). And unlike you, I'm not lucky enough to have a mac :-( I wanna get that one laptop they have that's over 80% recycalable(I know that's probably spelled wrong). I'm a college student tho, so I have no money(my phone was a gift). Bleh!
darkmis1 18
And KurouTenshi: You can go **** yourself! Just STFU because I'm NOT in the mood to deal with your shit, you asswipe! Make one more joke about rape! I dare you! Douche!
lotrgeek 10
Touchy touchy...
16cupcake 7
I have that problem way to often
seahorses4eva 4
Well tell him tomorrow. And every day for the next 8 months until he gets it. FYL for now, but he'll get it eventually.
HeXr 22
YDI for not using protection. but it could just be something hormonal
Cinn_fml 23
She could also just be one of the unlucky people that proves that no contraception method is perfect.
P_Mitch_M 0
Why the hell does abortion come up in every single FML I read?
boosky51509 0
haha...I had to laugh because the last 2 years in a row my sister in law did that to my brother and hench I now have 2 nephews
gr3y_fml 1
What made you think today was a good day to announce that? Of course he'd assume, or want to believe, it was an April Fool's Day prank.