Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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Top comments
tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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Comments (83)
Cazzybum 11
Why not just tell him tomorrow?
phreshboi 1
well why would you tell him today why not like tmrw or something and YDI for not using protection and telling him today
amber30300 0
wait until tomorrow!!!
LemonStarship 5
Someones preggo:)
SupermanXL 3
maybe telling him tomorrow instead would have been better
irishgirlxxx 0
today would be good to tell your mom so that she thinks your joking and then actually let her no it's true tomorrow..!so it won't be a huge shock at first..!
theehottchik 0
omg. r u guys serious? op it is an FML. maybe she waited thinking her period might start soon and when it didn't she finally decided to tell him. and she has the right to do as she chooses about how she will handle her situation. and take a test op.
irtlw 1
hopefully you are just bad at math
sunkissedgirl 0
Couldn't hold out one more day? If it's been three weeks WTF is one more day?
addiesmybaby 0
this is funny I didn't even realize today was April fools and I tested positive this morning and of course first thing I texted my mom and said yayy I'm pregnant and she says oh oh noo not right now and I was like oh uh wow okay then April fools ha ha bc I didn't want to listen to her gripe but the funny part is that I was completely serious, anyways I hope it works out for you if you'r late you should take a home pregnancy test if it's negative stress could be delaying your cycle !