Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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Lillies98 0
so tell him tomorrow or take a pregnancy test and show him
mustardban 0
courtney is that you?
jeffswife 0
Doesn't mean you're pregnant. There could be something else wrong with you. And YDI for not taking a test before you told him.
attorco 4
YDI for telling him on April fools. It sucks if you are preggers and didnt want it, but really? There are 364 other days in the year that are serious days. Pick a different day to tell him!
bigboy_245 0
omg I hate it when gf joke about pregnancy I was just aprille fooled by my damn gf today girls don't ******* joke bout that shit unless u wanna be single or give ur bf a heart attack lol
iwadasn 33
She wasn't joking...can you read?
omgwtffmmfl 0
YDI for dating a dumbass
paintballerla 2
great timing
LynzCatastrophe 0
No offense hun, you should have just waited till the day after April fools day to tell him. At least its better than mine, I worked a week up to April fools day to get people to believe i was pregnant to make it that much more believable when i announced it today. After telling everyone april fools day, they were really depressed. Apparently everyone wants me to have a baby but me.
tease 0
try again tomorrow! and enjoy the look on his face! ;)
bshatzer42 2
you could have atleast made it somewhat of an april fools joke by saying it wasn't his