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and I bet you'd tell him it's not his either, but he still won't believe you cause it's April fools. but again you're not kidding.

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you have been late over three weeks and your just telling him now on April fools day? yea I'm sorry but your an idiot

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why didn't u tell him yesterday OP??? It was already 2 weeks and 6 days late. YDI for waiting to tell him today no one will believe u :-s So yes do what everyone here is telling u go with him and buy a pregnancy test. Good luck I hope for the best and if u are preg. congrats

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haha I was going to play that as an April fools joke last year but decided against it... 6 days later i missed my period and now I have a beautiful little girl! lol

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She might have used protection. Condoms can break, and sometimes the Pill doesn't work. Nothing's failsafe (not even abstinence, according to Christianity...).

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No need for the sarcastic religious insults. Considering the odds of bearing the next Lord's child would be somewhere around 1 in many billions of people...

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Whoa, Mary did not get knocked up! God just suddenly made her preggs with his awesome powers 'n' stuff. So SHUT UP you atheist!

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then he can use it to stir his Jack and coke, he'll need plenty of them to cope with the fact that he's gonna be a daddy!!

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