By disneyworld - 14/02/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
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taycandy96 2

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

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Hiropon 0

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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Hiropon 0

Life's a bitch. I guess he's playing favorites. ^o^

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mayhaha 0

I would be like "If u leave without me I will kill myselfe that's right you will come home and I will be hanging from the cieling fan" then see what he says

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renee_1992 3

wow, how effed up. why would you even suggest she do that?

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z3r0nline 0

damn that rlly sux I feel sry for you and I can't believe parents would rlly do that.

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perdix 29

iAlwaysYDI: The dad is not "cheapass," he just hates the OP.

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skyshark 0

Well if you did your damn chores maybe he'd take you.

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Spoozie 0

I agree that does suck. hard. reminds me of my mum): well..guess u'll be having a party(;

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AngryNinja 1

yeah, really. throw a huge party and trash the house. i know i would.

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truelyawesome 0

56 how's it her fault, dumdass?! you can't choose your parents

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Danielt104 6

Tell your dad to go **** himself. Then steal his wallet

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Danielt104 6

Acctualy your dad loves you the most. Disney World sucks

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minimini902 0

successful troll is successful

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

There are ways for a woman to make money and pay for herself to go places. One hint: Prostitution :]

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spez86 0

wow ur dads a funny guy

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Gabrieeeel 0

You wish (that you could do money with your money) Although these kinds of joke are always made by people in need of sex, because they can't get some in the normal ways :-)

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MadaZer0 8

#2 Win... On that note... Screw being a *****! Kick your father in the nads and run like a black man escaping from prison!

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Ajjas013 6

Or she could be a crazy hooker-assailant, slicing off the heads of innocents.

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jts924 0

seriously #2 stop commenting on stuff yur pic is gonna make me throw up.

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hellokittywhore 0

like in this one weird but ****** amazing book call the third deadly sin it's sooo good lol. she's a freaky secretary but day but by night she's a deranged killer prositute but only when she's on her rag. go figure!!^__^

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Ajjas013 6

Let's kill 76 for reading, rape his dead body, pickpocket him, trick his family, sell his organs, rape him some more, and then go to church and repent even though I'm not Christian :)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That could be how the sb's gf is getting there. OP are you sure he's paying for her? Maybe she bought her own ticket and is rooming with her bf. Not that it's any comfort to you as you sit at home alone...

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AngryNinja 1

pass on the rape, i want in on the cash. ;)

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Or legal and undisgusting ways.

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triple_c 2

Wow that sucks. I'm sorry that you have to miss out on that.

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eeeeeeee 5

He decides to tell you, but the question is: will he actually do it?

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taycandy96 2

there's sooo much things I wanna say but let's start it off....did the stepmother convince him to do that cuz sumtimes step relatives can be mean

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BeefHotLinx 0

If you were really paying attention i think you would have seen this coming, it doesnt just strike you that your dad hates you, i mean come on you probably should have realized it a while ago

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