Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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Comments (83)
gonchy 0
:S
dessiree 0
YDI for having unprotected sex and then for telling him on April 1st!
CanadianHuney 0
are you pregnant? maybe...
pitbulllove 0
I hate to say this, but you sooooo should have saw that coming. Did you even stop to think what day it was before saying that?
craig_12321 0
coat hanger. no one will know.
a_borshunist 0
See, if you'd let him stick it in your pooper, this wouldn't have happened.
awesome_99 0
congrats
jdoll112 0
shouldn't he know when your periods are?
Purexinsanity 46
Not always. If they aren't frequently intimate then there's no reason for the boyfriend to keep track of OP's period
Nagamori 0
It might just be stress - my period was about two weeks late this month, and I wasn't even experiencing more stress than my usual. My advice is to use a couple of home pregnancy tests (false positives do happen sometimes, but twice in a row is extremely unlikely). If you are pregnant, you need to know as soon as possible, so you can start taking your folic acid or schedule an abortion - whichever you prefer. Good luck.
juicyjuicepie 0
u told him on 4am?