Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
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tyrob911 0
lol talk about the timing. I wouldn't believe too since it's April fools day. tell him again tomorrow
fisheatsbear 6
April fools :D
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Comments (83)
Norther 1
#97 the BF did it ffs! How does that make her a *****?!
yoshi1mex 5
Well sex does slow down the period. Just wait and stop having sex.
bms1996 12
of all days to tell him..
ThisRandomChild 0
Thats then you go, dont worry, im not pregnant. April fools, asshole.
Faye2210 9
I don't blame him. You should have picked a different day to tell him. Just take a pregnancy test; he'll believe you then.
mineconfml 0
Should have waited a day to tell him
imamaniac 4
shoulda waited a day or so
fantasyworld 39
What's with these FMLs about OPs telling someone something important on April Fools Day?, Of course they are going to think it's a joke.
Tawnkat 13
So... did you have a kid?
InnocenceBlue 38
Why the hell have you done nothing for 3 weeks? You should've gone to the doctors to get checked out when it was one week late, stupid girl.