Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML
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Top comments
KittyMcSunshine 0
it probably means "kiss my ass"
reecescuphoe 0
fyl for not having a sense of humor
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Comments (169)
Jewelofagal 2
WHY did my reply (which was #1) disappear from here?
just_me_tmp 0
Mine has before also. I don't know why. I wasn't an ass and typed, "first!" either. It was a good comment, with replies, and it disappeared.
Jewelofagal 2
Perhaps if I been a jerk and had put "first!", my response wouldn't have disappeared! ;)
HookEmTexas07 0
http://www.nelsonhaha.com That's for both of you.
fireandice27 0
It happens quite a lot, unfortunately :(
ILIEKGIRLS 5
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW who cares, seriously.
katedeannn 0
sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol
sven25 0
Mine too. Although he might slap mine....
tashacamille 5
I can say mine too to both
pandadol 0
He probably meant OP is a PAIN IN THE ASS xD
SilverStrs5 0
WTF IDK either.
perdix 31
I'm going out on a limb here, but I think it was a kind of sexual overture -- a preliminary mating ritual, if you will.
omghehehe 0
LOL!! Or LMAO would be more appropriate :D OP: Were you able to keep a straight face? hahahaha
G5guy 0
o yea your life is truly ****** now
anglicdvil524 0
Obviously he was replying in morse code.
Starfire22 5
He probent it as a "o yea, u kno u want this' type thing or that he preforms well sexually
Jimboom 12
Perhaps he was trying to indicate to you that he wanted you to slap his ass and call him Shirley?
GreenHacker 0
Have you heard the phrase "well slap my ass and call me a monkey" or something like that? I'm not sure how it applies to this situation though. Did you consider that maybe your boyfriend is mentally challenged?