Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
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Comments (152)
bargarlm 2
That's a major over reaction to a harmless prank, sheesh. Like unless he's diabetic then the dude needs to chill.
Cynical_in_SK 6
Okay, come on people! How can anyone say the OP deserves this? A few extra spoonfuls of sugar in someone's coffee amounts to nothing more than a harmless, if somewhat silly, practical joke. It hardly warrants a lap full of scalding hot liquid. The OP could have been seriously injured. Not only did his/her coworker seriously overreact, but depending on just how hot the coffee was their actions could be considered assault.
jessesgirl14 16
While I agree that it could be considered assault- what if the coffee drinker was diabetic and could only have just a little bit of sugar?
mattc89 0
Your an idiot
Cynical_in_SK 6
Even if the coffee drinker is diabetic it still doesn't excuse his actions. The coffee was very hot, so it's not like he would have been gulping it down. The first sip would have been enough to notice that it was way too sweet and that is hardly enough sugar to cause a diabetic reaction. As for you mattc89...maybe you should hold off on calling other people idiots. At least until you have figured out the difference between "your" and "you're". Moron!
catkat1988 17
What you did was silly, but whatever, the guy could've just told you to get him a new cup of coffee. I seriously suggest filing a police report for violent assault. Pouring hot coffee on people intentionally counts as such, you could've sustained quite serious burns.
mattc89 0
Wow your an idiot, it's not assault since he brought it upon himself, and besides the guy may have been angry for a different reason, dont prank people if you can't handle the consequence. Nuff said !!
The__Redneck 7
127---But after seeing his posts, I'd probably look the other way while you did it....
Enslaved 38
I never leave my drinks unattended because of idiots like the OP. How would ruining my drink be funny? Throwing hot coffee seems extreme but it would be my first thought to do it because I'd be that upset!
Imachillifilliz 2
You mess with coffee of another man, you get a burning crotch.
chipper901 0
why would you ruin a perfectly fine cup of coffee with sugar?
inpuredeceit 14
Well, you kinda deserve it for ******* with someone's coffee. I get super pissed when people mess with my caffeine. But throwing scalding water on you? Yeah... That's a bit harsh.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Thats what you get for being philipino
jessesgirl14 16
Soooo- race determines retaliation?! You're stupid 61
ikickgingers 15
trese666 0
YDI hah
sicnesses 6
......heh, that is kinda funny