Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
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Comments (152)
fledrocknrolla 0
Never **** with someones coffee
Joey44 15
Do you people seriously think that he deserved to have boiling coffee thrown over him? I mean, yeah, he seems to be about four years old, but even so, boiling coffee...
tfair85 2
I don't know about you, but I never make my coffee boiling as it'd be too hot to drink. Boiling implies that it was indeed, boiling (bubbling from the evaporation caused by the temperature.)
ikickgingers 15
Where the hell do you work that this is acceptable? Clown burger?? I'm an asshole, but I keep that shit out of the workplace. Work = money Being a bag of douches at work = still living at home. ... And sweet lord sugar is not funny. Putting Saran wrap on your boss's personal toilet is funny as hell- but still a dick move.
MuziKMajoR 5
Clown Burger??
yasmineo16 0
No it's : "Karma is only a bitch when you are one"
polocity 0
A wise man once said "Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin to **** wit".
ikickgingers 15
I'm gonna sew your asshole closed and keeping feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.
polocity 0
I'm a hungry boy!!
sougstad 7
Oooo that ought to leave a mark
ceddyz17 10
Who's laughing now
amerwin 3
Sounds like you're a fire-crotch?
jaredofmo 22
No one wants extra carbs, OP.
BrianAlarcon 0
YDI