Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
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Comments (152)
Btreasure 8
Well did either of you laugh? Because with both of you trying to be funny it should've been hilarious
BritLass 15
Maybe you should judge someone's character more carefully next time before playing a practical joke. (:
Jujubilee 1
He definitely overreacted, but in general, don't mess with coffee fiends' drinks; they're like crack heads!
Neonnight 0
Take a joke jerk
SheThing 0
Damn... Lol well he's got anger issues...Wait... How did he Deserve to get boiling hot coffee poured on his crotch
DomoLaDii 8
lmaoo BURNNNNN!!!! ;)
99problemz 0
That sucks your co worker is a dick
bubo_fml 11
Next time...Ex-lax!
Raheemdplayer 7
I don't care if the OP was being immature, no one deserves possible third degree burns, I doubt the guy even payed for his drink in the first place. FYL man hope everything is alright down there.
wriptidez 0
well he over reacted.. hhe could of landed u in the ER
haleyyraee96 0
Yes, but if the victim was diabetic, he could have gone into a sugar coma and would have had to be rushed to the ER. Therefore, I think it's quite called for. YDI OP.