Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
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Comments (152)
sugarkiller_fml 6
How dangerous it is to work with such a cranky! Watch out him, he could throw a fork in your eyes when he got upset at a dinning table.
PrimeStarscream 30
You idiot! What if he was diabetic? You could have hurt him!
Headcrab 29
So many boring people here. This us a classic and innocent office prank. The victim overreacted. fyl.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
You definitely Deserved that one. YDI! xDD
BloodyMary666 24
I don´think u deserve it. What u did was not nearly as bad as what he did. He could´ve seriously hurt u.
psuedodragon 23
And if the co-worker was diabetic, depending on the severity, OP could have put them in the hospital with that "harmless" prank
Snookie85 19
Ouch, hope your okay!
Sniper3000 0
It is funny for him to do that
badactor009 0
YDI and You got off easy. You don't dork with other people's food or drinks. Lucky you were not savagely beat down, which is what you deserve. Come mess with my coffee... I double dog dare you!
The__Redneck 7
Everybody on the internet knows not to mess with me either--I'll beat dat ass!
angrynegro7 16
Should have returned the favor by throwing hot coffee in his face...
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, come on! Yes, it's stupid to put extra sugar in someone's coffee, but throwing hot coffee on someone's crotch is dangerous. Had the coworker put, say, salt in the OP's coffee, then it would be funny and a YDI.