Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML
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Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Was he diabetic?
AlexandriaMgmt 0
damn, it's just sugar. he needs to calm the **** down.
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Comments (152)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
"Oh my God, sugar in coffee is so funny!" OP, there is nothing funny about sugar, or coffee, or any combination of the two. You fail, now please go get me some coffee.
volley4eva1698 0
was that supposed to be funny...
AfroD 0
You failed as well 13 :)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I had just woken up, no coffee. After re-reading my comment, I had to give myself thumbs down in hopes of it being buried as quickly as possible.
AfroD 0
Hahaha hopefully it will...
zowieandzander77 1
Ugh I long for the day when fml's that begin with " today I thought it would be funny" will no longer exist.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
That day will come when stupid people no longer exist.
geko911 22
Well dam we still need people to lead our countries, they can't just disappear!
mladd94 2
35...never gonna happen. there's still the whole Democratic party!
margie2194 12
#87, because the tea party is all so intelligent.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
112- and you're intelligent because you know how to spell... Right? **also
mladd94 2
who mentioned tea party? I'm not a dem or republican, I just think that what the democrats are doing is stupid, unconstitutional, and just plain wrong.
mladd94 2
I could've sworn I commented on this...where did it go?
Phyre24 17
So basically... never. Crap. -_-
bjdavey 8
Well that left him in a stcky situation. pouring hot coffee over your cocoa beans.
blondie1208 17
Well isnt he sweet :)
91nash 2
Wow ur cute
RockstarRN 10
That was uncalled for! On the other hand, that was childish OP.
The__Redneck 7
This is the point when you find out whether it's funny to smack him over the head with a large blunt object and then break a bone or two... My guess is, it will be.
Wreckless_fml 6
I wonder why you took that username..
countrydevil 6
Blunt objects are always fun. Don't forget to drink a case of beer before you do that so you have the "I was drunk" excuse, because in the court of manlaw...
The__Redneck 7
You do? Most folks say they ain't surprised.
caviar_fml 2
ydi, don't mess with someone's coffee, ever.
gemno333 8
Wow. Over sugar he got that mad. Imagine if you have done a worse prank on his coffee like salt or vinegar in it. I guess you wouldn't had been here to put up that post lol ahhhh next time try creamer and see what happens.
SteelCladAngel 0
Good thing you didn't put salt in it, he may have dumped the coffee in your face. It was a harmless prank, stupid, yet harmless He over-reacted so ydi and fyl
SadinSherman 16
That's not funny