Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
cpndrk 0
this isn't funny nore true. you must be one really "buff" guy
Asdas_fml 0
The OP just couldn't hit a girl, thats all.
katheriinex0 0
way to go girl!
BabySunshine 1
Skinny bitches can fight! Never underestimate us :]
xoxsephxox 0
awww ahaha thats really funny. hopefully you were holding back so that you wouldnt hurt her. but i dunno that fact that you cried is just too funny. :P ?
mclovin1988 2
OP, i made an account just so i could say that you completly deserved it. to everyone saying "oh, he was just messing around, he didn't mean it", it doesn't matter, you NEVER under any circumstance, hit a girl. and not that it matters but, cheerleading isn't a sport. just because it's a rigorous activity doesn't make it a sport, same reason bowling isn't a sport.
boshiboshibom 1
I don't think she meant that girls have more muscle but it's just invisible, but that while women do not increase muscle bulk due to decreased levels of testosterone, they can still develop increased muscle strength.
NewTimeSunday 0
grow a pair you pansy.
Leaveittosteven 0
"Muscle isn't as visible on girls" That's because they're fat, and have less muscle, not because there's some scientific corollary that makes their muscle invisible but equivalent to males'. Also, fake
geekxinxpink 0
this makes me laugh. mainly because my name is emily. and i'm skinny. my friend says this should have been me :)
KRD727 0
This one made me smile. :)