Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
thefucked 0
you fail, dont judge a book by its cover. this really made my day and apparently, you aren't so "buff" after all.
LaLaJoy 2
Wait. Please tell me people don't actually believe this one....
lolcake 0
this has to be fake or.. you are not buff AND she does martial arts btw for people here: guys are usually stronger than girls, its not sexism its just the anatomy of the human body anyhow: if its not fake.. you just ******* suck being beat up by a 15 yo is pathetic
Kamals 0
Either way, had it coming.
at0micmin3r 23
Your muscles are in vain. I'm a 22 year old "fat" guy and I could probably whup your ass with one hand tied behind my back.
congbot 0
I often punch my friends repeatedly because I think it's funny.. jk
FMLGirl1991 0
good! that's what you get for challenging a girl. We're stronger than we look and we do not hold back when we get into a fight! I'm a 17 year old skinny girl and i know i can take most fully grown men in a fight. I'm happy your ego got taken down a couple notches.
electroboy_fml 0
Why do I feel like I'll post the same story in 4 years?
pikL3bOi 0
Lmao YDI y would u fire a 15 girl wen ur a 17 buff guy?
xFenix81x 0
Haha, Fyl, dumbass. Most teenage boys are little douchebags who think they can fight, but in reality, cant. Cut the tough guy shit and grow up, idiot.