Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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ilikefish 0
You are no longer a man, and have disgraced all men. Hold your head in shame, for no man has an excuse to be beat up by a mere woman.
lazorzpewpew 0
You fail, turn in your man card and balls. #299 - thems be some harsh words, but you seem to be spot-on. Those of you saying "oh em gee girls r str0ng 2", you are idiots. If it was the case of buff guy vs skinny (mind you skinny is not buff as per OPs words) girl, guy > girl pretty much any time in a fair fight (assuming neither is some kinda black belt). Granted, most guys would never hit a girl, a common double standard, so that logic is pretty much out the window. I still don't see why you would cry unless she was breaking your bones actively... pansy :P
TonyHighwind 0
You're an asshole, dude. Seriously. You. Are. An. Asshole.
BrannFYR 0
OP - you are quite the dumbass. I hope she kicks your ass many more times to come : ) You "may" have muscles, it doesn't sound like you know how to use them though. YDI
helios_rex 0
You ******* shit-for-brains ******... that's what you get for beating on a girl. You are what's wrong with today's youth.
Thlan 1
Can I get Emily's phone number? lol
lonerftl 3
Yay at Emily! love to meet her. LOL #14
miller7733 0
lmao judging by your grammar, you dont seem like the smartest "17 years old buff guy" i've met
sngr564 0
hey wow this is ironic.(: i did the same thing to someone this weekend. and my name is emily (:
nathan_clowdus 0
at least ur not a pussy about it