Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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inside_vs_out 0
YDI for sure. When I was in highschool my guy "friends" would punch me in the arm for fun and wouldn't stop because it was "funny".. if I wasn't so little I would have defended myself, but I'm just a small person.. so I would go home with bruises on my arms. Stop hitting girls.
Bitoki 0
This is clearly written by a teenage girl and is one of the fakest FMLs I've read. Nice try
Consequences 0
Sounds pretty hot.
boomstar 11
Sounds fake to me, but if by chance its true....YDI x10
masterchef_fml 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U MUST BE A FKN LAUGHING IDIOT AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!~!!!!!!!!!!!
babelini 12
i love u emily!! u're such an idiot.
regalarius 0
YDI for thinking that it'd be 'funny' to piss someone off, and for assuming that size is the only determinant in a fight.
flyingheads7853 0
too easy. Everyone else is going to be telling you the same shit. YDI!
lologirl419 0
YDI for being sexist and assuming she couldn't beat you. I agree with # 2 all the way! =)
MCRMY_girl 0
Oh, honey. You wouldn't happen to be my friend Greg, would you? Because that sounds like the shit he would pull.