By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
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AshaaFerreira 22

I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

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Pleonasm 35

Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

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alex040401 4

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puggypark 14

The ****?? Hope she gets expelled instead

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shesaywha 19

and I hope that one day replies will be relevant to the comment.

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kwyk 23

By commenting this, am I making your hopes come true?

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whothewhat 4

Talk about a headache

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AshaaFerreira 22

I hope it worked and you did not get punched for nothing...

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Pleonasm 35

Some people are simply imbeciles, OP. All you can do is roll with the blows and hope she broke her hand.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

If she broke her hand that would mean that she hit OP really hard.

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe OP has a jaw of steel and the other person had a fragile hand. We have to think of all the variables here.

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kinky44 28

You must have never hit someone in the face. Its incredibly easy to hurt your hand if your form is off.

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kwyk 23

You make not having punched someone sound like a bad thing #39...

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184886837272837 32

#10 you'd be surprised how easy it is to break your hand by punching someone in the forehead. I know 3 different guys who've hit someone so hard that not only did they split the other persons eyebrows open, they also broke several bones in their hands. You should punch softer parts of the body, and if someone's swinging at you try to block with your elbows.

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RobertoZ 5

Sometimes it isn't .Remember the variables.OP could have been in a suit of armor.OP could be super muscled and it was a 1st grader who punched her.

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wellthen7154 12

At least she'll be suspended? She won't be around to bug you, I mean. That does stink OP, but better shes gone if she's willing to punch people to leave!

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ChristianH39 30

Personally I'd do everything I could to get her to stay in school, just so she doesn't get her wish

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Dbotmen 9

They said that they hadn't even seen the girl before, so she shouldn't have been bugging them in the first place, leaving this unprovoked

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1jordan1 11

She could have at least done it to someone nobody likes....

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jazzy_123 20

maybe OP is that person :o

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TallMist 32

#93 Asking how so is being butt hurt? Okay.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Well... Did she get suspended?

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bellles 18

What a selfish bitch. She could have vandalized to get suspended if that's what she really wanted...I swear some people really just don't think before they act.

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ElricMustang 23

Who the hell wants to get suspended though?!

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RobertoZ 5

Maybe she wanted to have a party or wanted to stay home.People do that

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Vandalizing isn't a good way to get suspended because you usually have to pay for the damages. On another note, I think OP could press charges.

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jacob_bomb 9

She should be punished for her actions! Suspend her rig- oh wait.

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bellles 18

#82 vandalism can be, in most cases, cleaned up. Punching someone can cause a lot of emotional damage ect. Between the two I would say vandalism is less selfish, but thats just me. Not that I condone vandalism though ...

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whodat32 4

The suspense was just killing her... but sorry OP

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That_Ginger 18

Hope she got an in school suspension. But why would she even want a suspension? For a day off school? She could have just not gone to school..

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