Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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leanneabc 0
why is your profile picture a girl ?
strawberryspacejam 11
I'm captain of the wrestling team. Hand her to me, I'll snap her neck. Just because she's a girl doesn't mean she won't back away, she could do some damage. It's happened to me before, I remembered what my dad said "the opposite sex has no advantage over you." So thats what I did, this girl thought she was stronger, I opened a size 10 can of whoop ass on her. Good luck fighting her again. May the opposite sex have no advantage over you.
that_kid_u_know 0
wow pussy
ydiwahaha 0
YDI x 100000
brianjman14 23
hahaha u epic fail, ydi
drewbreesdat 0
it's actually kinda funny when my girlfriend tries to wrestle with me... I bench pressed her 19 times yesterday
ps592 0
why were you hitting a girl in the first place dumbass??? and then shes two years younger??? wow...
dubsy420 0
yeah, you couldnt just grab her wrists? i thought you were buff. bug strong man got whooped by a girl
jbentley1994 0
never mess with a girl named Emily they are all crazy!!!!!
Drittjr 0
Next time, poke/hit her repeatedly while quickly saying "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER". She'll never see it coming. (fyi: you're a disgrace to your fellow men. YDI)