Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
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Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
RazorbladeSmiles 0
Gay
sbosha1 0
hey, if the bitch deserved it then the bitch deserved it. If women want to be treated like equals then men should be allowed to beat them up if they deserve it. I'd punch a guy in the face if he was being a dick, why not a girl? Too bad you got beaten. Next time, hit her in the tit.
sam_1990 0
Suck shit, that's what you get you douche bag.
Kttttt 0
haha sounds like something that would happen to me. Alot of people underestimate my strength. Much like #2, cheer and tumbling is a good workout.
Panicattackx5 0
You give guys everywhere a bad name. Good job, ya ****
Mnemo_fml 0
YDI for hitting a girl.
elliekinslurvsya 0
haha go emily!! YDI, you sob! girls can be just as tough as guys!
lunamye 0
Ok there "buff guy", if the gravity of the situation hasn't reached you yet you should consider your words and actions more carefully. I'm being generous with my idea of your physical demeanor, and not jumping to the conclusion that your an awkward "social butterfly" who thinks he's buff because when he looks down he mistakes the mass in his girth to be anything but a few dozen twinkies, or even that perhaps a crease in your arm denotes a separation in muscle groupings while the fact that your arm is a total of 5 and a half inches in circumference completely alludes you. You very well may be strong enough for yourself, however the word "buff " denotes a certain connotation toward have some kind of pain tolerance. She might as well have been a 38 year old bodybuilder/bear fighter with your constitution. having these terms defined I will reiterate your experience for you with untruths excluded: Today I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily, so I with feeble fluency taped at her exposed appendages uncomfortably until she grew irritated and annoyed enough to disregard her pity for me and challenged me to a fight. She proceeded to give me a beating a wet bag could have outlasted without having been as damp as I became from the sullen pants and trailing tears I acquired the instant her fist was drawn. She is a 15 year old buff girl and I am a 17 year old pantywaist. Emily you should consider making him pay a security tax.
Epiphany1882 0
you thought it would be cool to pick on a WOMAN who is SMALLER than you. YDI. lol I love poetic justice.
the_holy_one 0
WHAT AN IDIOT...xD