By vanillaforme - 27/07/2013 23:07 - Canada - Toronto
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By vanillaforme - 27/07/2013 23:07 - Canada - Toronto
Hey, OP here. Here are some more details, for those curious: - All FMLs must begin with the word "Today", but this actually happened a couple of years ago. My GF and I are still together. - Yes, it was a full-blown panic attack, and the only one I've ever had in my life. Never having experienced one before, I thought it was something like a heart attack. What got edited out of the FML was that we actaully called paramedics and I ended up in emergency. - We got the handcuffs off and some normal clothes on my GF (I was already fully clothed) before the paramedics arrived, so there was no need for embarrassing explanations. For a minute though, it was a real concern. - I still don't know what exactly the trigger was. Both my GF and I were pretty nervous and weren't really enjoying ourselves. (We should have stopped when it was clear that neither of us really wanted to continue, but we figured we would try anyway.) I think her anxiety contributed to mine, eventually leading to the panic attack. - We *did* try again a few weeks afterward, when we were both much more "in the mood." No panic attack that time, but we pretty much confirmed that neither of us liked being restrained before or during sex. We both had fantasies about this sort of thing, which is what led us to try it in the first place, but reality proved much different than our imaginations. - For those wondering, they were simple police-style handcuffs, not anything specifically made for bondage play.
what's the problem here?
Hahahahahahahahaha dont wanna be mean but THAT was ******* hilarious
My mistake
We're nice people up here. Now go make me a sandwich you son of a...man/women ;) HAHA. You folks thought I was going to say bbbbeaver..eh?
We're nice people eh? I live in this nice igloo. Got my maple syrup and pet beaver watching hockey while playing lacrosse
58, how do you know hes not a mountie? somehow after proof reading my comment I took it as a double entendre
#40 just shut up and let him laugh
at least you will never be a rapist !
It's good you guys were spicing things up, and now you know your limits and that next time you should show some... Restraint.
Try to imagine her without the cuffs? I'm sorry if I sound dumb. I have no experience with this. I'm only 17.
Then why bother posting a comment?
Duck.
Actually the two ducks come before the goose.
It's a she, but wait, it gets worse... she's a pegasister!
57- Three notes for you: 1. Don't use that word. We're all bronies alike 2. Don't say it like it's a bad thing. That's getting really old. 3. Don't be a twat. You know that wasn't relavent.
89 - she said pegasister in her profile. But 57 is being dumb. He says "it's a she" like it's a bad thing because after that he said "it gets worse." Besides, there's nothing wrong with liking My Little Pony.
Wtf?! I tried calculating how big of a tangent this thread went off on on my graphing calculator and it exploded.
The whole point is to make her go mad; not you.
As long as you have the key you are fine. Pro-tip: start panicking when the key is gone.
Pro-tip #2 always have a spare key
Pro-tip #3: respect the safety word
Pro-tip #5 if prone to losing things use fake hand cuffs instead of real one's
Pro-tip #10never forget the safety word
Pro-Tip #11- Do not forget the safety word. If she starts screaming random words like "Rubarb, Celery, Couch, Plateau", She forgot the safety word.
Pro-Tip #12: remember to cuff her BEFORE you stuff her.
You should try the cuffs, sounds like being submissive is your thing.
Try seeing if your part in the relationship is being submissive. Knowing your roles in the relationship will make you both happier
What if she cuffs him and then plays with herself across the room, way out of arm's reach? Gotta raise the submissive stakes, right?
Oh man you think you are worried now, wait till she cuffs you to the bed and starts water boarding you. It's like the best role playing ever.
Maybe it's just me but I like my black leather ones with the spikes better than my boyfriends pink fuzzy ones any day.
Pro tip: Don't take shirtless pictures if you don't have a nice body.
Keywords
It's good you guys were spicing things up, and now you know your limits and that next time you should show some... Restraint.
As long as you have the key you are fine. Pro-tip: start panicking when the key is gone.