By vanillaforme - 27/07/2013 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my girlfriend and I attempted some bondage for the first time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being put on, I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; my girlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML
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Hey, OP here. Here are some more details, for those curious: - All FMLs must begin with the word "Today", but this actually happened a couple of years ago. My GF and I are still together. - Yes, it was a full-blown panic attack, and the only one I've ever had in my life. Never having experienced one before, I thought it was something like a heart attack. What got edited out of the FML was that we actaully called paramedics and I ended up in emergency. - We got the handcuffs off and some normal clothes on my GF (I was already fully clothed) before the paramedics arrived, so there was no need for embarrassing explanations. For a minute though, it was a real concern. - I still don't know what exactly the trigger was. Both my GF and I were pretty nervous and weren't really enjoying ourselves. (We should have stopped when it was clear that neither of us really wanted to continue, but we figured we would try anyway.) I think her anxiety contributed to mine, eventually leading to the panic attack. - We *did* try again a few weeks afterward, when we were both much more "in the mood." No panic attack that time, but we pretty much confirmed that neither of us liked being restrained before or during sex. We both had fantasies about this sort of thing, which is what led us to try it in the first place, but reality proved much different than our imaginations. - For those wondering, they were simple police-style handcuffs, not anything specifically made for bondage play.

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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It's good you guys were spicing things up, and now you know your limits and that next time you should show some... Restraint.

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Welshite 39
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As long as you have the key you are fine. Pro-tip: start panicking when the key is gone.

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Judahsh 8
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what's the problem here?

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LuckBeNimble 19
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OP is Canadian. *badum tsss*

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
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I love ur little mad kitty cat pic lol.

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Javier6597 19
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Hahahahahahahahaha dont wanna be mean but THAT was fucking hilarious

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hcollins1 18
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Number 32, how is it being mean when you tell them that their comment is hilarious? Thats why they commented, and you didn't even have to comment! theres a button for that. If you're talking about the FML, you commented in the wrong area.

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TheCanucklehead 22
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We're nice people up here. Now go make me a sandwich you son of a...man/women ;) HAHA. You folks thought I was going to say bbbbeaver..eh?

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TheCanucklehead 22
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We're nice people eh? I live in this nice igloo. Got my maple syrup and pet beaver watching hockey while playing lacrosse

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DKjazz 20
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What about your pet moose, and your day job as a lumberjack, which you get to by dogsled?

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mackdeezy 22
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58, how do you know hes not a mountie? somehow after proof reading my comment I took it as a double entendre

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hemz_fml 13
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#40 just shut up and let him laugh

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mim777 4
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at least you will never be a rapist !

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salazara 10
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Definitely Beta male

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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It's good you guys were spicing things up, and now you know your limits and that next time you should show some... Restraint.

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mn_shr 22
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Is it weird that I thought OP panicking was cute? You don't hear a man panic over cuffs in bed everyday.

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shan88 14
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15 I completely agree, I also had the thought that he really cares for his partner and didn't want to see her that way

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ShyAnn29 14
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I also thought it was cute!

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rawr_ily96 24

Try to imagine her without the cuffs? I'm sorry if I sound dumb. I have no experience with this. I'm only 17.

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ryan4723 20
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Then why bother posting a comment?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22
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maybe he was trying to be a regular fml commenter.

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ImAFaker 29
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Actually the two ducks come before the goose.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22
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It's a she, but wait, it gets worse... she's a pegasister!

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Mossears133 15
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57- Three notes for you: 1. Don't use that word. We're all bronies alike 2. Don't say it like it's a bad thing. That's getting really old. 3. Don't be a twat. You know that wasn't relavent.

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iSmellMusic 8
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89 - she said pegasister in her profile. But 57 is being dumb. He says "it's a she" like it's a bad thing because after that he said "it gets worse." Besides, there's nothing wrong with liking My Little Pony.

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gc327072 30
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Wtf?! I tried calculating how big of a tangent this thread went off on on my graphing calculator and it exploded.

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chris_42 11
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The whole point is to make her go mad; not you.

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Welshite 39
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As long as you have the key you are fine. Pro-tip: start panicking when the key is gone.

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green2go 14
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Pro-tip #2 always have a spare key

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cristy91 33
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Pro-tip #3: respect the safety word

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Soniye 14
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Pro-tip #4: Never lose the spare key.

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green2go 14
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Pro-tip #5 if prone to losing things use fake hand cuffs instead of real one's

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Pwn17 25
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Pro-tip #7: Keep a spare helmet.

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threer 30

Pro-tip #8: Never lose the spare helmet.

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Neyuu 18
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Pro tip #9: if prone to losing things, use a fake helme-- wait that's not right..

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grghillis96 15
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Pro-tip #10never forget the safety word

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NoFlippinWai 24
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Pro-Tip #11- Do not forget the safety word. If she starts screaming random words like "Rubarb, Celery, Couch, Plateau", She forgot the safety word.

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gc327072 30
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Pro-Tip #12: remember to cuff her BEFORE you stuff her.

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herh1996 6
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You should try the cuffs, sounds like being submissive is your thing.

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graffitied_love 20
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Try seeing if your part in the relationship is being submissive. Knowing your roles in the relationship will make you both happier

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Enslaved 36
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What if she cuffs him and then plays with herself across the room, way out of arm's reach? Gotta raise the submissive stakes, right?

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spiritfang11237 16
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^wait...i thought that was the point. O.o maybe it is just me but that just makes me excited and shows that i am at the mercy of the dom...>.

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FitForFun 11
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Oh man you think you are worried now, wait till she cuffs you to the bed and starts water boarding you. It's like the best role playing ever.

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sptriangle 16
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Were they pink fuzzy cuffs?

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OnlyTheDarkest 17
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Maybe it's just me but I like my black leather ones with the spikes better than my boyfriends pink fuzzy ones any day.

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SSTRNK 6
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Pro tip: Don't take shirtless pictures if you don't have a nice body.

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SerenaSerenadex3 13
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Maybe you guys should try it the other way around. Keep trying, OP :)

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perdix 29
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I don't think B&D is an alternative sex lifestyle for someone prone to panic attacks. Scat would be an even worse choice. Stick with the good ol' foot fetish -- the worst-case scenario can probably fixed with a little fungicide.

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