Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML I agree, your life sucks 7245 I agree, your life sucks 7245 You deserved it 12858 You deserved it 12858 7 4 4 66 By toto13660 / Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:10 /
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past... I agree, your life sucks 46729 I agree, your life sucks 46729 You deserved it 5813 You deserved it 5813 2
Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would... I agree, your life sucks 30088 I agree, your life sucks 30088 You deserved it 3763 You deserved it 3763 50
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame... I agree, your life sucks 9923 I agree, your life sucks 9923 You deserved it 77279 You deserved it 77279 118
Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, a week after my son was born via C-section, I received 3 messages from 3 different women saying that they had recently slept with my fiance. One... I agree, your life sucks 21 I agree, your life sucks 21 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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