Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML I agree, your life sucks 7248 I agree, your life sucks 7248 You deserved it 12868 You deserved it 12868 7 4 4 66 By toto13660 / Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:10 /
Today, my house key jammed inside the lock, which would've been annoying even if I hadn't been desperately running from my neighbor's psycho pitbull at... I agree, your life sucks 13311 I agree, your life sucks 13311 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1487 Phew, glad it wasn't me 1487 82
Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the... I agree, your life sucks 52042 I agree, your life sucks 52042 You deserved it 5241 You deserved it 5241 139
Today, I had to prepare for my big meeting tomorrow morning. Before going to bed, I washed my face. Unfortunately, the towel I wiped myself with turned... I agree, your life sucks 9506 I agree, your life sucks 9506 You deserved it 743 You deserved it 743 12
Today was the first time my husband came since getting a vasectomy. Not a big deal except he did not tell me that it’s common for men to pass out the first... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, I'm 7 weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week I feel well enough to eat something that isnt cheerios, a bagel, or crackers so I did. I woke... I agree, your life sucks 3 I agree, your life sucks 3 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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