Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML I agree, your life sucks 7267 I agree, your life sucks 7267 You deserved it 12888 You deserved it 12888 7 4 4 68 By toto13660 / Wednesday 29 June 2016 20:10 /
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 34629 I agree, your life sucks 34629 You deserved it 2331 You deserved it 2331 38
Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd... I agree, your life sucks 44246 I agree, your life sucks 44246 You deserved it 2710 You deserved it 2710 271
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water... I agree, your life sucks 4414 I agree, your life sucks 4414 You deserved it 253 You deserved it 253 26
Today, my polyamorous boyfriend's wife told me that she found out our shared partner was sleeping with her cousin, behind her and my back, for about a... I agree, your life sucks 683 I agree, your life sucks 683 You deserved it 814 You deserved it 814 11
Today I was finally able to get to sleep after a long weekend of being violently ill. I’m talking couldn’t even hold down water. Any way I finally get... I agree, your life sucks 1271 I agree, your life sucks 1271 You deserved it 116 You deserved it 116 12
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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