Mind control

By yeah uh huh - 23/11/2021 04:58 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my now ex genuinely thought I’d buy the idea that he hasn’t answered a call or text in five days because he thought the "government" was "tracking" him. When I refused to buy his excuse, he raged that I was a "trained sheep." He was actually shacked up with his married coworker at the beach. FML
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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the setup, dude

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 20:00 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I was set up on a date by a coworker. The guy turned up late, but whatever. He then spent 30 breathlessly long minutes complaining about his "bitch of an ex." Then he spent another 30 minutes trying to convince me that the QAnon bullshit was real. I had to pull the whole 'fake emergency phone call' to get the hell out of there. FML
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Royal Sataness 4

why are people like this? my ex ghosted me for 2 weeks and came back asking if I was tired of him since I wasn't texting him. then asked me over for sexy times. when I said we weren't going to just pretend he didn't ghost me for 2 weeks, he said ok nice knowing you. and that was that. you will find someone better that deserves you. don't be too upset over this 2 pump chump

They only had to go into hiding because the government was out to get them! And then he had check that there were no tracking device hidden in her ******. With his penis. You're very unreasonable for not understanding something like that!

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They only had to go into hiding because the government was out to get them! And then he had check that there were no tracking device hidden in her ******. With his penis. You're very unreasonable for not understanding something like that!

The government must have done a shitty job tracking him! The Deep State let him go deep.

Royal Sataness 4

why are people like this? my ex ghosted me for 2 weeks and came back asking if I was tired of him since I wasn't texting him. then asked me over for sexy times. when I said we weren't going to just pretend he didn't ghost me for 2 weeks, he said ok nice knowing you. and that was that. you will find someone better that deserves you. don't be too upset over this 2 pump chump

I'm more laughing at the idea of trying to train a sheep. There's a reason you need herd dogs for them...