Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.
rocker_chick105 31
I want to know who taught YOU how to use a staple gun........
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Comments (109)
Archay 13
You learn something new every day.
Lifes_a_bust 0
Nailed it!
Kenatia 7
Guess you forgot to tell her what it can be used on....
ClosetTroll 10
You know what's even more painful? Getting one in your forehead. Don't ever let that happen, OP.
KM96 24
Ouch! I guess its happened to you? I don't know how that would happen ... Though I am intrigued :P
ClosetTroll 10
Idiocy at its finest. I was re-filling the staples and had left the stapler open after that and forgotten about it. That's when I felt exhausted and thought I had rest my head on the table for a while. Only my face ended up on the stapler, the pressure of my head pressed the damned thing and it looked like Dracula had gone for my forehead.
TheMathMajor 26
You actually have a lot less nerves on your head than you do anywhere else, so I would think it wouldn't hurt as much on your forehead.
immaMonsta 8
You've been taught the valuable lesson of give and take.
br0ccoli 15
I hope your profession isn't in hand modeling.
ShyAnn29 15
That's got to hurt! Sorry OP
I_Hug_Cats 26
you learn something new everyday.
immaMonsta 8
You've been taught the valuable lesson of give and take.
Andrew910 5
Learn something everyday.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Yeah, I didn't really get it the first two times, but now it's all cleared up. Thanks!