Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
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Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I was helping my friend put up a wooden fence at his new house. I was holding the sections of fence up while he nailed them in with an air powered nail gun. The gun malfunctioned and fired twice putting the second nail through my hand and into the wood. We had to pry the nail out. FML
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to use an electric sander on my arm during our construction class. FML
Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, attempt to teach people to use staple guns.
rocker_chick105 31
I want to know who taught YOU how to use a staple gun........
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Comments (109)
icemand90 17
was it she who put staples in your hand? or you? the latter would be WAY more amusing ;)
leprechaun23 15
It was me, I wasn't use to the model, the loading duct was opposite from the hole the staples are shot out of
fuckmebutdontfml 16
that's not what staplers are for???
linkinpark98 24
If it isn't, then what are staplers used for?! D: The world may never know.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
84 I really have always used it as a weapon...just not the ones that are meant for woods, those scare me
katcot99 11
Ouch, teach her how doctors wrap casts up.
metalwolf 17
thankfully it was only a staple gun and not something with a bit more stopping power like an actual pistol.
pbonham 22
You learn something new everyday
Super_Salo 0
You learn something everyday
RedPillSucks 33
I hope you're not a gun instructor.
hilary56 0
Didn't teach her well enough then! Haha jk sorry OP.
linkinpark98 24
You should have just let her read the manual instead. :P
groupleader 7
You are doing it wrong, both of you.