By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 081
You deserved it 2 088

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Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Remember, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I'm pretty sure he would need to be drunk too for that to happen...

Paco_el_Taco... THEO! I found you!

vaat de heisen fucking non-sequitur

Just hope your girlfriend isn't a drunk.

That's not necessarily true..just because someone's parents have problems doesn't make the child the same as them. That's so close minded.

This seems more like a FHL (the girlfriend). Poor girl is the one that has to deal with it everyday. At least OP gets to go home.

Unless the apple is adopted, but then again, who adopts an apple without the intention of eating it?

That's how it works in my family!!!

Winner? Whiner? Weiner??????

I like the last choice the best. ;D

I like like wieners too! We're talking bout hotdogs right?

You're winner!

35 - Your comment made me think my FML app had fucked up. Don't scare me like that!

-troll face- U mad bro?

2- your comment, was definitely not a winner

You're not a winner!

Drinking wine, while complaining: winer

I wish I was an Oscar Myer's (sp?) wiener...

I had a similar conversation with my ex's mother, later discovered it ran in the family. Always good fun meeting the parents

I swear to drunk I'm not God

It runs in the family

At least the dad is an effective drunk, he gets the alcohol into his bloodstream with laser-beam efficiency. So, is your girlfriend a sloppy drunk, like her mom, or a hard-core lush like her dad? It must be tough dating someone who is a product of a mixed marriage.

Her dad shoots alcohol like heroine.

like the female protagonist got shot down in some movie? o.o HEROIN.

stevenJB 25

Sigh. I hate alcohol so much...

And everyone needed to know that why?

I hate it when people wear long sleeve shirts, just to keep the sleeves rolled up. JUST WEAR A T-SHIRT DAMMIT!

68 - You know what really pulls my pubes? People who bitch and moan! (Hypocritical I know)

I agree #7. It's sad to see people u love so much fall into an addiction like that.

She spilled 5 glasses of wine? That's just careless, AND a waste of perfectly good wine.

I was puzzling over that, too. Did she spill 5, or did she polish off 4 successfully and knock over the fifth? With the volume that this family consumes (including the waste from spillage), I wouldn't be sure that the wine they consume is "perfectly good." For economic reasons, they could be reduced to cheap rotgut, vanilla extract and mouthwash to keep the DT's at bay.

Doc, perdix, and Baustigt all in one thread? Awesome! Noor, where are you??

Wine, how the classy get wasted. Strange, this woman doesn't seem very classy.

29 - "For when the wine is in, the wit is out."

still better than your girl calling your dad a babe. nonetheless, fyl.